Izzy: Greetings all you peaches and creams.
Elsa: That’s so lovely. You finally decided to be sweet and
complimentary with your greeting. I’m proud of you.
Elsa: Gone are the days of your rough dialog and condescending
name-calling. You have turned over a new leaf.
Izzy: If you say so. Actually, I just finished my dinner and was
thinking that peaches and cream would sound pretty good right now.
Elsa: So, it wasn’t you being nice.
Izzy: It was me being hungry.
Izzy: Sorry to disappoint. But to make it up to you, I will allow you
to pay for my dessert after the show.
Elsa: That’s very generous of you.
Izzy: You’ve called me sweet AND generous… all in the same show.
Elsa: I take it all back.
Izzy; Fine. I’ll let this prissy bitch buy me some champagne.
Elsa: She is ready to spill the tea as she sips the champagne.
Izzy: Lola is one of our favorite guests.
Elsa: She always brings something new to the table.
Izzy: And this time she brought champagne!
Elsa: I was thinking more of this lovely flower accessory in her hair.
Izzy: That’s on her head, not on the table.
Elsa: I didn’t mean that she LITERALLY brought it to the table and I
did say “to” and not “on the table.” Nevertheless, I think it’s a
lovely green rose. Green and pink are so beautiful together. A rich
combination. I like the scale of it too.
Izzy: Personally, I hate scales.
Elsa: If I had your butt, I’d hate them too.
Izzy: Okay, fatty, who is the offensive one now?
Elsa: You. The answer is always you. We have ignored the rest of this
lovely outfit. She is wearing more than a lovely flower in her hair,
Izzy: Yes. I know. This is the family show so we have to wear
clothes…. blah, blah, blah… You and the lawyers are all alike. But
you did remind me… I’ve been thinking about a new show idea for us.
Izzy: “The Naked Dog Show”
Elsa: Umm… well, number one. No.
Izzy: What’s number two?
Elsa: Aren’t most dogs naked?
Izzy: If most dogs were naked, we wouldn’t have a Pawshion Police.
Elsa: Point taken… But.. nevermind… back to the clothed dog in
front of us. She is lovely, isn’t she?
Izzy: She is ready to take on the world, but first, champagne.
Elsa: The necklace makes this look so elegant too. And the dress…
Izzy: I’ve been waiting for you to go crazy over that dress.
Elsa: It’s a captivating fabric. It’s well tailored and …
Izzy: It’s pink.
Elsa: Goodness, this is a lovely look.
Izzy: Part sassy baker, part hawt chauffeur… all fabulous!
Elsa: The hat is really wonderful, isn’t it?
Izzy: The contrast of the black with the red is stunning.
Elsa: Another flower in the head.
Elsa: Probably not IN the head, but I know what you mean.
Izzy: Keep it up and there will be more than a flower IN your head.
And I do mean IN.
Elsa: Um. And of course, we can’t ignore the political statement.
Nice way to represent your candidate.
Izzy: Yes, if you’re going to endorse a candidate, try to look
amazeballs like this.
Elsa: And if you are going to look shabby, just be sure to wear a
t-shirt from the opposing candidate.
Izzy: Good advice.
Elsa: I LOVE this sweatshirt.
Izzy: You’re too uptight to wear a sweatshirt.
Elsa: Whatever do you mean? I wear sweatshirts.
Izzy: Only if they are rose gold with a hint of Swarovski crystals
delicately cascading down the sleeve…
Elsa: I JUST said that I love this sweatshirt. Which means…
that I LOVE this sweatshirt.
Izzy: Me too. I love the graphic stripes. It looks so clean.
Elsa: I’m a sucker for a clean look.
Izzy: And this bandana makes it a bit more interesting.
Elsa: Same color contrasts as our last guest… white, black and red.
Izzy: I’d die for that long neck.
Elsa: I bet you’d be happy with any neck.
Izzy: You sure are insulting today. Last time I checked, you have no
visible neck whatsoever. It seems that your head is directly attached
to your shoulders.
Izzy: Or maybe it’s all those chins…
Elsa: Listen here, sister, you aren’t exactly swim wear ready.
Izzy: I decided against a summer body this year. I’m keeping my winter
Elsa: So I see.
Izzy: Here’s someone new for you to insult…
Elsa: Oh, that is an easy one to make fun of…
Izzy: Get you off my back at least.
Elsa: How many different baby onsies and grandma aprons had to die in
the making of this dress?
Izzy: May they rest in peace.
Elsa: I don’t see any harmony or peace here. This has got to be at
least three different outfits.
Izzy: Money saving idea!! Three outfits in one.
Elsa: I suppose that could make packing easier.
Izzy: But you’d never leave the hotel room in this outfit.
Elsa: Individually, the fabric isn’t terrible.
Izzy: It’s not?
Elsa: No. Well, okay, it is a little hideous.
Izzy: But together…. It’s super-hideous!
Elsa: I don’t even know how to be nice about this.
Izzy: You never know how to be nice about anything…. so nothing new.
Elsa: And… the leash doesn’t match.
Izzy: By the way, do I have to outsource for my dessert and champagne
tonight or are you going to buy it for me?
Elsa: I think we need a drink after this look.
Izzy: I think Bella had a drink BEFORE this look.
Elsa: That would explain a lot.
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, fashionistas!