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Peeks and Boos

July 5, 2019

Izzy: Greetings all you Peeks and Boos!

Elsa: Aww… Hello, to you, my boo!

Izzy: You’re sure that I’m not your peek?

Elsa: You’re my boo! Wait…. what do you mean?

Izzy: Remember that beautiful @tiffanyandco vase I gave you last year for Christmas?

Elsa: Of course! I treasure it. It’s the perfect place to put all my beautiful freshly cut flowers.

Izzy: Well, I might have, accidentally, put a teeny tiny video camera in it. 

Elsa: YOU DID WHAT?

Izzy: Accidentally!

Elsa: How did you “accidentally” do that?

Izzy: It’s wasn’t easy actually. 

Elsa: So it wasn’t “accidental” at all.

Izzy: Nope. So, should we move on?

Elsa: No! We shouldn’t. We should talk more about why you are peeking in on me.

Izzy: Nawww.. You’re always harping on staying on topic on the show…. talking about fashion, so here’s your chance.

Elsa: Don’t think for one minute that we aren’t going to discuss this further… after the show.

Izzy: You’ll have forgotten by that time.  But fashion first?

Elsa: No, I won’t. But yes, fashion first.

Izzy: By the way, you really shouldn’t eat chocolate ice cream on that white sofa of yours.

Elsa: A peeping Tom and a critic.

Izzy: A peeping Izzy, don’t you mean… And it’s for your own good.

https://www.instagram.com/p/ByX0Y-oJQ2Q/?igshid=4pjp0ngoi62p

 

Elsa: You’re trying to distract me now.  You know that this look will put me in a good mood.

Izzy: I was hoping that it would be good enough to make you completely forget …stuff. 

Elsa: Well, all the ingredients for a good and distracting look, are here. There’s sparkle and bling… 

Izzy: It’s purple though. Are you losing your loyalty to pink?

Elsa: I do love pink, but it’s not ALL that I wear. Purple is a very close cousin to pink, anyway. And this little lady, Yuna, is so well groomed too. Like I said… all the necessary ingredients to be fabulous. 

Izzy: I do love the necklace. It’s amazing. I like that she paired it with a causal outfit.

Elsa: Yes, you’d think that she would pair this with something more formal, but boy, does it work here.

Izzy: It’s a daring move, but it worked in her favor, for sure.

Elsa: Daring is awesome when done correctly. This is correctly done.

Izzy:  You basically just reiterated what I said, but yes.

Elsa: I was agreeing with you. Another look we can agree on …

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A post shared by Josie = Doggie Designer Diva (@whatsjosiewearing)

 

Izzy: It’s a little tiny Iris Apfel! 

Elsa: Isn’t she exquisite!? 

Izzy: Number one, I love Josie. And, B, I love Iris Apfel and …

Elsa: Interesting numbering system…

Izzy: I like to be non-traditional, just like Josie. Just like Iris.

Elsa: These glasses are classic and iconic, but now, they are also trendy. I can’t tell you how many fashionable young ladies I’ve seen wearing these iconic frames.

Izzy: Why can’t you tell me?

Elsa: What do you mean.. I just told you.

Izzy: You just said, and I quote, “I can’t tell you how many fashionable young ladies I’ve seen…”

Elsa: It’s just a figure of speech. You know what meant…

Izzy: But it’s more entertaining to make fun of you though.

Elsa: At least I can serve as entertainment for you. My life is complete.

Izzy: I tend to do that for people… complete them.

Elsa: So, maybe we should talk about this lovely look. Aside from the fabulous glasses, one of my favorite things about this look is the various textures. The variety brings about a really interesting look. The feathers, the velvet, the ribs on the head wrap and shiny finish of the pearls… 

Izzy: The fact that the textures are different brings about such variety. It’s what really makes this look amazing.

Elsa: You’re stealing my words. First you break into my house. Then you set-up surveillance cameras in my private home and now you have repeatedly stolen my words.

Izzy: First you break into my house. Then you set-up surveillance cameras in my private home and now you have repeatedly stolen my words.

Elsa: What are you doing?

Izzy: You said I stole your words repeatedly. So…..

Elsa: ARGH! You are so aggravating!

Izzy: Thank you.

Elsa: Well, I…. me… Elsa, not Izzy, was saying…

Izzy: As I was saying too…

Elsa: STOP IT! 

Izzy: Go on…

Elsa: The neutral colors are unifying. That’s MY thought. Mine alone.

Izzy: That’s what I was thinking too…

Elsa: If you really knew what I was thinking about you, you’d be very offended.

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A post shared by Chance The Rescue (@thebklyndog)

 

Izzy: I bet you know what I think about this look.

Elsa: That you LOVE it!

Izzy: And you do too, right?

Elsa: This is a lovely cheetah print. Accessorized correctly too! 

Izzy: No tacky cheetah print here… this is as chic as it gets.

Elsa: The denim collar grounds this and makes it look amazing. And the bling… of course, the bling.

Izzy: Can’t go wrong with bling.

Elsa: Actually you can…. 

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A post shared by Anaïs Hayden/CreativeGroomer🐾 (@anais_hayden)

 

Izzy: I’m not really sure what we are looking at but I know it’s not good.

Elsa: I vote… Elf.

Izzy: Gift?

Elsa: Definitely a Christmas theme.

Izzy: That’s total commitment to the holiday right there… dying her fur red and green.

Elsa: Commitment. Yes. Or, should she be COMMITTED???

Izzy: That’s a good question. I do like her dedication to the holidays.

Elsa: Yes, but does this actually HONOR the holiday or does it scare people.

Izzy: I’m a little scared. ‘

Elsa: You know what put this over the top? 

Izzy: The whole look?  Could it be the sequined dress, or perhaps it’s the bow on her head.

Elsa: All terrible. 

Izzy: But I think the fur is what scares me the most.

Elsa: You know what scares me the most?

Izzy: That because she is Santa’s helper, she likely knows where you live.

Elsa: This elf knowing where I live scares me a lot less than knowing that you have a surveillance camera in my home.

Izzy: Oh, that. I thought you’d forgotten about it. But since we are on the subject, I think we should discuss your flossing habits. I believe you forgot to floss on both Monday and Thursday night last week.

Elsa: Ummmm……

 

Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!

Izzy: And floss regularly! 

 

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Izzy the Frenchie has become a well-known voice in canine fashion. She has been featured in Paper Magazines “Break the Internet Issue”, as well as Vanity Fair, Vogue, TMZ, Entertainment Tonight, The View, and more. Referred to as the pint sized Joan Rivers, she known for her fiesty opinions and sassy attitude. She divides her time between Washington, DC, New York City and the Hamptons.

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Elsa, The Frenchie Furbaby, was born in California and lives in Texas. She has become known for her fashion sense and style. Instagram friends describe her style as classy and sophisticated with a bit of flare and spunk! She loves styling unique looks and thinking out of the box when it comes to pet fashion. When she isn’t modeling the latest pet fashions she loves helping friends that reach out to her on Instagram for styling tips and looks.

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