Izzy: Greetings all you Peeks and Boos!
Elsa: Aww… Hello, to you, my boo!
Izzy: You’re sure that I’m not your peek?
Elsa: You’re my boo! Wait…. what do you mean?
Izzy: Remember that beautiful @tiffanyandco vase I gave you last year for Christmas?
Elsa: Of course! I treasure it. It’s the perfect place to put all my beautiful freshly cut flowers.
Izzy: Well, I might have, accidentally, put a teeny tiny video camera in it.
Elsa: YOU DID WHAT?
Elsa: How did you “accidentally” do that?
Izzy: It’s wasn’t easy actually.
Elsa: So it wasn’t “accidental” at all.
Izzy: Nope. So, should we move on?
Elsa: No! We shouldn’t. We should talk more about why you are peeking in on me.
Izzy: Nawww.. You’re always harping on staying on topic on the show…. talking about fashion, so here’s your chance.
Elsa: Don’t think for one minute that we aren’t going to discuss this further… after the show.
Izzy: You’ll have forgotten by that time. But fashion first?
Elsa: No, I won’t. But yes, fashion first.
Izzy: By the way, you really shouldn’t eat chocolate ice cream on that white sofa of yours.
Elsa: A peeping Tom and a critic.
Izzy: A peeping Izzy, don’t you mean… And it’s for your own good.
Elsa: You’re trying to distract me now. You know that this look will put me in a good mood.
Izzy: I was hoping that it would be good enough to make you completely forget …stuff.
Elsa: Well, all the ingredients for a good and distracting look, are here. There’s sparkle and bling…
Izzy: It’s purple though. Are you losing your loyalty to pink?
Elsa: I do love pink, but it’s not ALL that I wear. Purple is a very close cousin to pink, anyway. And this little lady, Yuna, is so well groomed too. Like I said… all the necessary ingredients to be fabulous.
Izzy: I do love the necklace. It’s amazing. I like that she paired it with a causal outfit.
Elsa: Yes, you’d think that she would pair this with something more formal, but boy, does it work here.
Izzy: It’s a daring move, but it worked in her favor, for sure.
Elsa: Daring is awesome when done correctly. This is correctly done.
Izzy: You basically just reiterated what I said, but yes.
Elsa: I was agreeing with you. Another look we can agree on …
Izzy: It’s a little tiny Iris Apfel!
Elsa: Isn’t she exquisite!?
Izzy: Number one, I love Josie. And, B, I love Iris Apfel and …
Elsa: Interesting numbering system…
Izzy: I like to be non-traditional, just like Josie. Just like Iris.
Elsa: These glasses are classic and iconic, but now, they are also trendy. I can’t tell you how many fashionable young ladies I’ve seen wearing these iconic frames.
Izzy: Why can’t you tell me?
Elsa: What do you mean.. I just told you.
Izzy: You just said, and I quote, “I can’t tell you how many fashionable young ladies I’ve seen…”
Elsa: It’s just a figure of speech. You know what meant…
Izzy: But it’s more entertaining to make fun of you though.
Elsa: At least I can serve as entertainment for you. My life is complete.
Izzy: I tend to do that for people… complete them.
Elsa: So, maybe we should talk about this lovely look. Aside from the fabulous glasses, one of my favorite things about this look is the various textures. The variety brings about a really interesting look. The feathers, the velvet, the ribs on the head wrap and shiny finish of the pearls…
Izzy: The fact that the textures are different brings about such variety. It’s what really makes this look amazing.
Elsa: You’re stealing my words. First you break into my house. Then you set-up surveillance cameras in my private home and now you have repeatedly stolen my words.
Izzy: First you break into my house. Then you set-up surveillance cameras in my private home and now you have repeatedly stolen my words.
Elsa: What are you doing?
Izzy: You said I stole your words repeatedly. So…..
Elsa: ARGH! You are so aggravating!
Izzy: Thank you.
Elsa: Well, I…. me… Elsa, not Izzy, was saying…
Izzy: As I was saying too…
Elsa: STOP IT!
Izzy: Go on…
Elsa: The neutral colors are unifying. That’s MY thought. Mine alone.
Izzy: That’s what I was thinking too…
Elsa: If you really knew what I was thinking about you, you’d be very offended.
Izzy: I bet you know what I think about this look.
Elsa: That you LOVE it!
Izzy: And you do too, right?
Elsa: This is a lovely cheetah print. Accessorized correctly too!
Izzy: No tacky cheetah print here… this is as chic as it gets.
Elsa: The denim collar grounds this and makes it look amazing. And the bling… of course, the bling.
Izzy: Can’t go wrong with bling.
Elsa: Actually you can….
Izzy: I’m not really sure what we are looking at but I know it’s not good.
Elsa: I vote… Elf.
Elsa: Definitely a Christmas theme.
Izzy: That’s total commitment to the holiday right there… dying her fur red and green.
Elsa: Commitment. Yes. Or, should she be COMMITTED???
Izzy: That’s a good question. I do like her dedication to the holidays.
Elsa: Yes, but does this actually HONOR the holiday or does it scare people.
Izzy: I’m a little scared. ‘
Elsa: You know what put this over the top?
Izzy: The whole look? Could it be the sequined dress, or perhaps it’s the bow on her head.
Elsa: All terrible.
Izzy: But I think the fur is what scares me the most.
Elsa: You know what scares me the most?
Izzy: That because she is Santa’s helper, she likely knows where you live.
Elsa: This elf knowing where I live scares me a lot less than knowing that you have a surveillance camera in my home.
Izzy: Oh, that. I thought you’d forgotten about it. But since we are on the subject, I think we should discuss your flossing habits. I believe you forgot to floss on both Monday and Thursday night last week.
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!
Izzy: And floss regularly!