Izzy: Greetings all you Pieces of the Puzzle!
Elsa: What a lovely thought. That all of us are interconnected and create a beautiful picture when we exercise unity and cooperation.
Jude: You were just putting together a puzzle, weren’t you?
Elsa: So you weren’t thinking that we were all pieces of a beautiful puzzle?
Izzy: I mean…
Jude: The answer is, “no.”
Izzy: I wouldn’t mind being “interlocked” with a few hunnies, but also there are a few pieces that I wouldn’t mind losing… present company included.
Elsa: Well, I certainly hope that I am one of the pieces you don’t want to lose.
Izzy: Ummm…. Shall we look at our first look?
Elsa: I am in-love!
Jude: A dude wears pink and she falls in-love.
Elsa: He’s handsome without even wearing pink
Izzy: I would agree… Most men look good wearing nothing at all.
Elsa: That’s not what I meant, obviously.
Izzy: Not all men though. Just want to clarify!
Jude: Some not at all.
Izzy: But I do love this pink outfit. The graphic print of the shirt along with the amazing glasses — that’s everything.
Elsa: The text elements on both the top and the L’aveugle glasses really tie it all together!
Jude: There’s even text on the sleeve!
Jude: Is that a good “Eeeekkk” or a bad one?
Elsa: GOOD! Oh! My! Goodness!!
Izzy: Two pink looks in a row… I’m suspicious about who influenced today’s choices…
Elsa: I am feeling faint…
Izzy: Could it be the vodka I saw you sneak before the show?
Elsa: I wasn’t “sneaking” it and it was water.
Izzy: Is that what you call it these days? Okay.
Elsa: I’m just overwhelmed by the beauty of today’s looks.
Izzy: Go ahead. Fawn over this look. We’ll wait over here.
Elsa: I mean, really, what’s there not to love? Before us is a beautiful dog with pristine grooming wearing delicate pink.
Izzy: And it’s shiny!
Jude: Shiny gets her every time too.
Elsa: It is satin, I believe. And then there’s that lovely gold trim. And the delicate bow.
Izzy: How much do you want to bet that the next look is also pink?
Izzy: Jude, you owe me money!!
Jude: I don’t remember agreeing to that…
Elsa: Look at this delicate princess.
Izzy: This is a pretty awesome look, I will admit.
Elsa: Have you noticed how incredible it looks when the delicate pink color is coupled with a graphic element?
Izzy: It doesn’t hurt that it’s a Chanel logo.
Jude: With bling.
Elsa: I think I better sit down. I’m overwhelmed with the looks today.
Izzy. I like the bling on the butt and the bow on the head. They balance each other out. Hey, that gives me an idea. Elsa, you know if you put a HUGE bow on your head, it might make your behind look less overwhelming.
Elsa: Thanks for the fashion advice…
Izzy: Here ya go, Elsa! The perfect outfit for you.
Jude: For sure!! It’s pink!
Izzy: There’s bling!
Jude: There’s even a bow!!
Izzy: What seems to be the problem?
Elsa: Well, it’s not exactly my style.
Izzy: It’s big enough to cover-up that big behind of yours.
Elsa: Would you stop with the big behind jokes!!
Izzy: NO! They are so fun and so easy!
Jude: I think this dress could be a tripping hazard.
Izzy: I wonder if this comes in XXXXXXL? I was thinking about getting this for Elsa for Christmas.
Elsa: You’re throwing out a lot of insults for someone who waddles.
Izzy: I DO NOT waddle.
Jude: You kinda do.
Izzy: Well, then, let me “waddle” myself over to the local pub.
Elsa: Don’t like when it’s dished back at ya…
Izzy: I do if it is spaghetti!
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!