Izzy: Greetings all you Poohs and Piglets!
Elsa: Oh, how sweet!! I love Pooh and Piglet. They are so adorable and such a great example of true friendship.
Izzy: Ya, well, I figured you’d like it better than the original draft of my greeting.
Elsa: Do I want to know what what it was?
Izzy: Greetings all you Poops and Pigs!
Elsa: Well, then. Yes, I think you made a good choice.
Izzy: i really don’t know why “pig” is supposed to be offensive.
Elsa: I was actually thinking that “poops” might be more offensive.
Izzy: Well, that’s your opinion. But have you noticed that people use the word “pig” as an insult… like “you eat like a pig.” I hear that one all the time.
Elsa: I bet you do.
Izzy: At first I thought that it was a compliment. I mean, pigs are hearty eaters. But then, I realized… well, I don’t think that it was meant to be a compliment.
Elsa: Context clued you in?
Izzy: Yes. Thankfully I have thick skin…
Elsa: And a thick head… And thick thighs….
Elsa: You know I love you. We are like Pooh and Piglet.
Izzy: Actually, more like Poop and Pig. You can guess which one you are.
Elsa: That is a look to behold!
Izzy: Now this an example of a bad ass.
Elsa: I love the blue lenses on the glasses. This is so amazing. It makes me smile.
Izzy: Everything makes you smile, Miss Sunshine.
EIsa: Well, this is everything. Everything good, at least.
Izzy: What if ole Skippy here takes off the sunglasses?
Elsa: The outfit would still be stunning. I love the repeating pattern and the bold collar. I love the pendant too. The color palette is wonderful..
Izzy: So, if I were guessing… I’d say you like this outfit?
Elsa: You’re so smart…..
Izzy: Her name tag says it all… She’s sassy AF.
Elsa: Again, the glasses steal the show. The tint is so much fun. The size and shape is great too.
Izzy: I love the color scheme. The greenish color of the top reminds me of the ocean at a Caribbean sunset.
Elsa: What a lovely word picture.
Izzy: Or the color of those porta-potties at Coachella.
Elsa: That didn’t last long.
Izzy: What? I like that color.
Elsa: But usually, most NORMAL people, don’t associate beautiful things with porta-potties.
Izzy: Well, then, normal people just don’t know how to find the beauty in everyday life.
Elsa: That’s probably true… but… well, let’s just talk about that lovely bow. It’s quite small, but because of the bright color, it makes a big impact.
Izzy: Speaking of accessories making a big impact….
Elsa: Rocker is rocking that charm!!
Izzy: R is for ruggedly handsome… or Rawwwwrrrrr
Elsa: Or maybe “Rocker the Frenchie” is what the “R” stands for…
Izzy: Naw… probably radically radiant radishes…
Elsa: Yes, that’s most likely it.
Izzy: Well, you never know.
Elsa: I love the top too. Here’s another example, just like our first look, of a repeating pattern that works. He definitely is a star.
Izzy: I detect a wee bit of cheetah pattern in there too. A little bit of wild animal around the neck.
Elsa: Want to see another wild animal?
Izzy: Wild is one word for it…
Elsa: I have a few other words I could use to describe this look too..
Elsa: That’s not one of them…
Izzy: So, let’s dissect this look…
Elsa: Do you see Harry Potter here?
Izzy: Well, where there are round framed glasses and a cape….
Elsa: We were on such a good run with amazing glasses….. and then this.
Izzy: Chic glasses don’t usually have eyebrows attached.
Elsa: I suppose it could be easier to have your eyebrows attached to your glasses…. might make sculpting your eyebrows easier.
Izzy: You always do look for the silver lining… Anyone who wants sculpted eyebrows doesn’t want it to look like this.
Elsa: Fair point.
Izzy: I see farmer meets lumberjack too….
Elsa: The hat?
Izzy: Yes, that’s the farmer.
Elsa: The buffalo plaid?
Izzy: That’s the lumberjack part.
Elsa: Confusion. That’s what I see.
Izzy: I do love Stinky though.
Elsa: Stinky? You don’t have to name call …
Izzy: Oh, no, that’s the dog’s name. I do love the dog… just not this outfit.
Elsa: So, you were being nice.
Izzy: Why do you always assume I’m not being nice.
Elsa: I apologize.
Izzy: Thank you, butt face.
Elsa: That’s why I always assume you’re not being nice.
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, Fashiontas!