Izzy: Greetings all you Popcorns and Movies!
Elsa: Stay-at-Home order getting to you?
Izzy: Why do you say that??
Elsa: You’ve been talking about binge watching television shows and movies an awful lot lately.
Izzy: Well, sure… But I always do that.
Elsa: And your rear-end has gained at least a two pound bag of extra-buttery popcorn on each side.
Izzy: I will have you know that I have only gained ONE pound on each side of my ass, not two. AND I have absolutely been productive.
Elsa: Productively emptying the liquor cabinet?
Izzy: No. Good idea though. It’s actually pretty awkward… I tried making hand sanitizer, but it keeps coming out as rum and Coke. Not sure what I’m doing wrong.
Elsa: I have a couple of ideas…
Izzy: So how is quarantining going?
Elsa: First… not a word.. and secondly, I’m struggling with the social distancing aspect.
Izzy: Why? You social distance all the time… And it’s not by choice then either; you just don’t have any friends.
Elsa: You’re just so funny. But I do miss the in-person recording of the Pawshion Police, that’s for sure. I’m glad we have @zoom_video_communications to help facilitate the recording of our show, but I miss the personal interactions.
Izzy: I don’t. I love doing the show from home. I don’t have to wear pants!
Elsa: How is that different than doing it in the studio?
Izzy: I have to make less excuses for not wearing pants at home!!
Elsa: Fair enough.. Let’s move on to those who actually like wearing clothes.
Izzy: Well, isn’t she just the perfect wrapped-up little gift!
Elsa: The double bows look so sweet. I love the nice mix of all the beautiful pink hues.
Izzy: Let this be a lesson to us all… you can mix different shades of the same color for a stunning look. It also takes away all the stress of matching exact colors.
Elsa: That’s the most fashion-y thing you have said in months.
Izzy: I can concentrate a lot better when I don’t have pants to distract me.
Elsa: Maybe the pants wouldn’t distract you so much if they weren’t so tight.
Izzy: Just like my pants, I don’t like my friends up-tight either…..
Elsa: So, the fashion… I love the bling too!
Izzy: Of course you do…
Izzy: Well, hello there… how YOU doin’?
Elsa: You have no dignity at all…
Izzy: You know, I get that a lot…
Elsa: I can only imagine.
Izzy: You have to admit that he is FINE!
Elsa: For sure! So much to adore in this photo. First, I love the mix of pattern. What unifies two very different patterns, in this case, is the scale. The scale of the checks and the dots on the tie are SPOT ON!! Like my joke?
Izzy: There was a joke there?
Elsa: Nevermind. I also love the haphazard, askew way he is wearing his tie. It is so fitting with the casual hairdo.
Izzy: You usually don’t go for guys with a few fly-away hairs.
Elsa: He’s well groomed, and face it.. He’s hot!
Elsa: What a lovely color! Yellow can be a difficult color to wear, but this looks absolutely fabulous.
Izzy: Yellow can be hard to wear. Unless of course you are a banana. Or a bottle of mustard. Or a squash.
Elsa: Are you done naming yellow things?
Izzy: Nope. Or Big Bird. Or cheese. Now, I’m done.
Elsa: I’m so glad. The color here is terrific, but I think the real showstopper is the collar and pendant. It adds the perfect amount of bling to what would otherwise be a rather understated look.
Izzy: Oh! And rubber ducks! Lemons….
Elsa: That’s kind of a shady trick…
Izzy: WHAT? You love pink… Is there not pink in this look??
Elsa: Of course.
Izzy: And did we not just say that you can mix all different shades of the same color to create a… what was the word….
Elsa: There are few other issues going on here that aren’t related to the color pink.
Izzy: You don’t like the print?
Elsa: I like it okay.. on children’s pajamas. Not sure that it is outerwear.
Izzy: What about the Daisy Duke’s?
Elsa: Is that what those are? They seem to be very open in the front. I would think that would appeal to you.
Izzy: IT DOES!! It is the next best thing to being altogether pantless.
Elsa: She looks mostly warm though and she does look quite colorful against the snow, so I’ll give her points for that.
Izzy: I’d wear the hat. At least during quarantine.
Elsa: No rules?
Izzy: NO RULES, BITCHES!
Elsa: Well, hopefully this quarantine stuff will soon be done and we can all get back to a more normal life. And you can put pants on.
Izzy: Can’t promise anything about the pants just yet!!!
Elsa: They probably won’t fit if you keep eating and drinking at your current pace.
Izzy: Hey Elsa, do me a favor?
Elsa: I’ll see…
Izzy: When this social distancing stuff is over… could you please promise to continue to stay at LEAST six feet away from me?
Elsa: Oh.. you know you love my hugs…..Besides, how can I possibly take you out for cocktails if you won’t let me near you.
Izzy: Well, that does make sense……
Elsa and Izzy: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!!