Izzy: Greetings all you Prims and Propers!
Elsa: I like to think I am both prim and proper, but not too much.
Izzy: Not too much?
Elsa: Right. I like things orderly, sophisticated, proper, but that
doesn’t mean I don’t have a fun side.
Izzy: It doesn’t?
Elsa: Of course! You can be very proper and full of grace and manners and still know how to let your hair down and have fun.
Izzy: It’s not just your hair bun that is tight. You’re more uptight than a brand new face lift.
Elsa: I may be sophisticated, but I’m still a lot of fun. Maybe not “Lets-get-drunk-and-moon-the neighbors” fun… but fun.
Izzy: You said, “Butt Fun!” Ha ha ha! Wait, how’d you hear about me mooning the neighbors? Are you spying on me?
Elsa: It was a wild, yet educated guess.
Izzy: Wow… now you’re well educated too. Aren’t you just the most important thing in the whole world.
Elsa: Is this how it’s going to go today? You being snarky and me being… normal?
Izzy: I am being normal. My normal, snarky self.
Elsa: Fair enough.
Izzy: Okay, fair lady, let’s move on with the show. Or is that too much fun for you? Do you think your bun can handle this much
Izzy: It’s pink. It’s sparkly. It’s a dancing unicorn away from being a @itsjojosiwa video.
Elsa: Isn’t it lovely? There is even a bow!!
Izzy: It is pretty awesome, actually. There is a lot going on here… bows, textured fabric, jewels… even feathers…
Elsa: But it works! Because of the uniformity of the color and the
uniqueness of the textures, it works. It works beautifully and elegantly…
Izzy: Are you okay? You seem to be a little too in-love with this look.
Elsa; You have to admit that she looks really beautiful and feminine.
Izzy: Duane “The Rock” Johnson would look feminine if you put him in pink pleather, rhinestones and pink feathers.
Elsa: You don’t approve of the look?
Izzy: Oh, I like the look. I just don’t want to marry it and bear its children as you seem to want to do.
Elsa: Maybe this next outfit is more your speed??
Izzy: I don’t know nor care about the outfit, but the man… now that is more my speed.
Elsa: You don’t care about fashion?? Since when?
Izzy: Since this hunka hunka man walked in.
Elsa: And he’s wearing pink!!! Yeah!!!
Izzy: And he wears it well. I like how he balances the feminine color with the bold color and pattern in the scarf.
Elsa: So, you do care about the fashion?
Izzy: Ya, ya, ya… I care about fashion.
Elsa: As we’ve said before, it’s fun to mix traditionally feminine and masculine colors and patterns in fashion. We live in a different world now and gender lines aren’t as clearly defined as they once were.
Fashion not only sets trends but also follows them.
Izzy: A little pink for you… a whole lot of man for me…
Elsa: I like men too, you know. I’m just not obsessed with them.
Izzy: What are you obsessed with?
Izzy: You’re obsessed with pink.
Elsa: Maybe a little. If this doesn’t make your day, I don’t know what would.
Izzy: Money, booze,
Elsa: The blush color here is so delicate. It’s barely there…
Izzy: Male strip club…
Elsa: And the ruffles in white make it even more delicate and beautiful.
Izzy: Pork roast.
Elsa: What are you babbling about?
Izzy: You said you didn’t know what would make my day.
Elsa: Those things ALWAYS make your day.
Izzy: At least I don’t get excitable about a color.
Elsa: This outfit is something to be excited about! The white surroundings makes for the perfect backdrop against her pure white fur and this barely there pink. It’s stunning.
Izzy: I like the personalized bling too.
Elsa: And her good posture.
Izzy: Have you gotten so uptight over the years that you are now judging others based on their posture?
Elsa: It just makes the clothes look good.
Izzy: You’re not uptight… not at all.
Elsa: Thank you for noticing.
Izzy: Here’s something you just can’t ignore…
Elsa: Definitely can’t ignore this look.
Izzy: Standing out in a crowd is a good thing. Right?
Izzy: This isn’t really a good example of that though.
Elsa: You think?
Izzy: On the bright side, if she were ever stuck on a deserted island she could use her shawl as a fishing net.
Elsa: And it’s highly likely that overhead air crafts would be able to see that sparkle from 30,000 feet.
Izzy: What? You don’t like this look? It’s pink. There is sparkle. I thought you would be ordering this little number right after the show.
Elsa: Only if there was a lot of vermouths involved.
Izzy: At least we learned our lesson after that last alcohol-induced shopping spree on @qvc.
Elsa: Or as I like to call it, “The Quacker Factory Debacle of 2017.”
Izzy: Never in my life have I seen so many appliques.
Elsa: And embellishments.
Izzy: Which brings us back to this look. Much like our first look, there is a lot going on here.
Elsa: But unlike our first look… this one is terrible.
Izzy: Even with the pink and the sparkle?
Elsa: Yes. Even with the pink and the sparkle.
Izzy: It doesn’t seem fair that even our “miss” look is catered to you… When do I get a show catered to me?
Elsa: You mean you want a drunk, naked, fried foods themed show?
Izzy: What an excellent idea!
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, fashionistas!