Izzy: Greetings all you Prints and Solids!
Elsa: Something fashion related and not offensive.
Izzy: Are you sure about that?
Elsa: Prints and solids!! Yes…. printed fabrics or solid fabrics.
Izzy: I was actually contemplating underpants. Which do I prefer? Cheetah prints or solid colors?
Elsa: I guess I overestimated you.
Izzy: No big deal. It happens all the time.
Elsa: Well, underpants aside…
Izzy: That’s what I always say!!!
Elsa: Umm… offensiveness aside…. Today’s show does feature some amazing prints and a few solids. I assumed you knew that and tried to cleverly tie it into your greeting.
Izzy: Nawww…. my greetings are usually dirty or alcohol related.
Elsa: So I’ve noticed.
Izzy: Then you shouldn’t act surprised all the time!
Elsa: Let’s do something REALLY shocking right now and talk about FASHION on our fashion show.
Izzy: Novel idea but it could work.
Izzy: That’s one hot Diva.
Elsa: Sure. But she is also lovely and sophisticated.
Izzy: That too! But she is oozing confidence.
Elsa: She reeks of cheetah!
Izzy: Is that what that smell is? I thought it was you.
Elsa: Ignoring you. I love that I now have a perfect example of what I’ve talked about on this show before. Mixing prints can, and usually does, go VERY wrong. But there is a right way to mix prints and when you do it right, it’s magical.
Izzy: So if I were to wear both my cheetah print underpants AND my zebra print underpants at the same time…
Elsa: None of our fashion rules apply to underpants!
Izzy: Just checking.
Elsa: Why would you wear two underpants anyway?
Izzy: I have my reasons.
Elsa: ANYWAY! She is wearing three cheetah prints. None of them match, but they all go together. And you know what unifies them?
Elsa: Besides that?
Elsa: Yes… scale. I’m surprised you know that word considering all the weight you’ve put on recently.
Elsa: But yes… It’s the scale of the print that unifies the look. The cheetah prints are different colors but because the print is similar in scale and in tone, it works fabulously.
Izzy: And she has her denim over her shoulders in a “I am here, darling” kinda way.
Elsa: I didn’t know that was a thing.
Izzy: Well, it is.
Elsa: The denim also serves to stabilize the look. It’s a solid in a sea of print that helps to bring unity to it and keep it from looking too visually busy.
Izzy: That too.
Elsa: What was that?
Izzy: That’s what a cheetah says.
Elsa: Does it?
Elsa: Well, this look says “WOW!” and “RAWR!”
Izzy: I think lions say “rawr” and cheetahs say “eheheh.”
Elsa: Doesn’t he look amazing? Prints, especially cheetah, is everywhere this season.
Izzy: Even on my underpants!
Elsa: Lots of information right there.
Izzy: Or is it leopard? Or Jaguar?
Elsa:They’re all similar prints and they look great. Animal prints of any type are all the rage!
Izzy: Even cows? Mice? Horse? Frenchie’s?????
Elsa: I’m not sure that cow print would be a big seller. Not sure what a mouse print is… or a horse for that matter. A Frenchie print fabric… now that’s one I could endorse.
Izzy: Neville looks awesome in whatever print that is. I know who we could ask about what the next big animal print trend will be…
Elsa: You? Because you’re such an expert…..
Izzy: True. but I was thinking of Neville’s dad.
Elsa: Neville’s dad can predict the future?
Izzy: Honey, Neville’s dad writes fashion future. Look at that last name…
Elsa: Oh, wait… Jacobs?? As in… Marc Jacobs!?
Izzy: You’re not as stupid as you look!!
Elsa: It’s no wonder Neville looks so amazing!!
Izzy: Oh, ya, baby!
Elsa: That is one fine looking Snow Puppy!
izzy: You are really into that plaid this year, aren’t you?
Elsa: It looks chic!! And this is a good way to highlight it.
Izzy: The hat is the bomb!
Elsa: Don’t you love the jacket too? I love the solid colored jacket in that rich and smooth cream color with the plaid trim. It’s divine.
Izzy: Looks like vanilla ice cream.
Elsa: Food… that’s a nice departure from the dirty jokes and alcohol references.
Izzy: Oh, I haven’t forgotten about sex and booze!!
Elsa: I’m sure you haven’t.
Izzy: I like the shiny hat too.
Elsa: I’m so glad you’ve invested all this time and money in fashion education or you would never be able to come-up with terms like “shiny.”
Izzy: What can I say…I’m well-educated.
Elsa: Okay, I’m ready for the fashion “misfire” of the week…
Elsa: Wait… this is a great look.
Izzy: No bad looks this week!
Elsa: I love that it’s all about being positive and showcasing such lovely fashions.
Izzy: Well, I’d rather make-fun of people’s clothes, but this look was too cool not to include.
Elsa: The star print in… PINK is great, but I think I love the leather dress the most.
Izzy: You know that cow print we were talking about… I think that’s what this is… leather and all.
Elsa: That’s not real leather, dope. But I suppose in a way.. .a weird, twisted, indirect, around-the-block, whacky way, it is a cow print.
Izzy: That was a weird, twisted, indirect, around-the-block, whacky way to … wait, what were we talking about? You talk so much that I lose interest and daydream about more fun things.
Elsa: I love the hint of gold. I love the attitude. I do love all of this.
Izzy: Do you love me?
Elsa: In a weird, twisted, indirect, around-the-block, whacky way, I do.
Izzy: Mostly thank you.
Elsa and Izzy: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!