Izzy: Greetings all you Pros and Cons!
Elsa: Oh, I make pro and con lists all the time. They’re wonderful when it comes to decision making.
Izzy: Pro and con list… I didn’t think of that.
Elsa: You’re the one who said it… not me.
Izzy: I was thinking of professionals and con artists, but whatever.
Elsa: Why do you always find the more obscure meaning of everything?
Izzy: Maybe you’re obscure.
Elsa: Okay, so go along with your train of thought, as wrecked as it may be.
Izzy: You ruined it.
Elsa: Oh sheesh.. I’m sorry. Please… go ahead.
Izzy: Well, this is a fashion show. And it’s good to look professional. But SOME people, well they are just con artists and.. I have actually no idea where I’m going with this either.
Elsa: Should we just start the show?
Izzy: Oh, shazaaaaam!! She looks amazeballs.
Elsa: Not conning, for sure! She looks fabulous. What an interesting color palette.
Izzy: It’s a little bit peach and a little bit tan.
Elsa: It’s hard to define. Just like you, Izzy. You’re hard to define.
Izzy: I can think of a single word that defines you…
Elsa: Should I ask?
Izzy: Not if you don’t want me to cuss.
Elsa: Then I guess it’s one of those things that is better left unsaid.
Izzy: I want that collar.
Elsa: It’s hand painted!
Izzy: She’s a little bit zebra and a little bit cheeeeetah.
Elsa: Whatever she is is totally wild, yet sophisticated!
Izzy: Well, here’s a good example of a con. That ain’t no dog!
Elsa: That is a cat.
Izzy: I know! That’s what I’m saying.
Elsa: He’s not trying to be a dog.
Izzy: But he’s on a dog show.
Elsa: Umm.. this is a fashion show.
Izzy: About dogs.
Elsa: But mostly about fashion.
Izzy: On dogs.
Elsa: And cats.
Izzy: Apparently. We have no rules anymore.
Elsa: Well, we’ve had cats before… and a pig… and ….
Izzy: I thought this was a fashion show, so let’s talk about fashion instead of how wrong you think I am.
Elsa: Well, Mr. Dobbs may not be a dog but he is one wild cat! I LOVE that fierce blue top.
Izzy: He looks amazing, for not being a dog.
Elsa: He almost looks like a chic punk lion with an amazing mane.
Izzy: The colors are great! If he were furry, that might be too much, but since he’s hairless, the fur isn’t overpowering.
Izzy: Well, aren’t we a proper little tart!
Elsa: I love this look.
Izzy: You love it because it’s Chanel. You would love a potato sack if there was a Chanel logo on it.
Elsa: Well, that does help, but I LOVE this whole look.
Izzy: I like the contrast of white and black and that little pop of cheetah on the head.
Elsa: It’s a nice surprise isn’t it?
Izzy: Real cheetahs have a tendency to surprise you too… wicked jump scares!
Elsa: You speak from experience?
Izzy: I watch movies. I watch Discovery Channel.
Elsa: Are those her real lashes?
Izzy:Whatever they are.. I’m jelly!
Elsa: Yes, but diet and exercise can change that.
Izzy: No, moron. That’s hip talk for being jealous.
Elsa: Diet and exercise will also take care of those hips of yours….
Izzy: You mean and spiteful woman.
Elsa: Just trying to be like you.
Izzy: Okay, I’m ready for the bad look.
Izzy: Wait…. He’s not a bad look? Is this a “Who Wore it Best?” look?
Elsa: He does seem to wear it fantastically.
Izzy: I mean… my world is off axis… we are not having a bad look today?
Elsa: Do you ever read the producer’s emails?
Elsa: That explains why are you always so surprised….
Izzy: Well, this is a good surprise. Like an unexpected butt massage.
Izzy: Don’t knock it until you try it!
Elsa: I’m not sure he wants to be compared to that.
Izzy: He would if he’s ever had a butt massage!!
Elsa: Well, he is beautiful! There is SO much to love with this look. I’m not even sure where to start. Female fashions are driven by accessories, but men don’t typically have the “wow” factor that is prevalent in women’s looks… but not this guy! He knows how to work those accessories.
Izzy: I love the contrasting colors. You know those modern grey rooms that are all somber and relaxing and then, WHAM, there’s a pop of color? This is it!
Elsa: I love the hat and tie so much, but really, the whole outfit is great. From the striped top to that fabulous fur collar. What a great way to end the show!
Izzy: Are we ending?
Elsa: Expert tip! Read your email next week!
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!