Izzy: Greetings all you Queens and Royal Pains!
Elsa: You know someone could be both…. You, for instance, are a self-proclaimed queen and ….
Izzy: AND you are my royal pain in the ass.
Elsa: You sorta beat me to the punchline.
Izzy: Oh, surprise. I am more clever and quicker witted than you. Big, ole, freakin’ surprise.
Elsa: By the way, the only thing you are the queen of is Dairy Queen.
Izzy: You’re forgetting one… I’m also the Queen of Broken Hearts.
Elsa:You seem proud …
Izzy: If you were ACTUAL royalty, you would be proud too.
Elsa: Yes, and so would you… IF you were ACTUAL royalty….
Izzy: Oh, this is a princess from the far away land of Siberia.
Elsa: She actually lives in Suffolk County, New York.
Izzy: This is an immigrant princess from the far away land of Siberia who is living in New York.
Elsa: She looks rather regal, for sure. I LOVE her eyes!
Izzy: And her royal neckerchief and the royal medallium. All hail… or at least some of you hail. I ain’t hailing to nobody because I’m the queen.
Elsa: You’re for sure a royal something…..
Izzy: I love the deep blue tone of the harness and the light blue tones of the tutu. Very blue.
Elsa: Blue is a regal color. I see no crown or even a tiara.
Izzy: Shows how much you know about being a royal. If she wore a crown, she’d be mobbed by paparazzi. She’s clearly vacationing to New York from Siberia and she doesn’t want to deal with adoring fans and mobs.
Izzy: Now this bitch knows how to wear a crown!
Elsa: Isn’t Rebel a majestic beauty. And one with fashion sense… She is a fashion Queen, no doubt.
Izzy: That crown is delicious and the lavender top with faux fur sleeves are divine.
Elsa: For once, you sound like you know what you’re talking about.
Izzy: I know more than you think I know, bitch. Some of my “dumb” comments, as you call them, are called “COMEDY!”
Elsa: So being a day drinker and utterly annoying is just an act?
Izzy: I’m a good actress. My list of credits include acting as if I like you…
Elsa: Not even YOU can ruin this moment for me. That crown is making me swoon.
Izzy: And it’s not even pink.
Elsa: I can’t even… I can’t even stand-up… This is too glorious and fabulous… I feel faint.
Izzy: If I knew I could make you faint, and therefore SHUT THE HECK UP, I would stack every show with pink outfits.
Elsa: This checks all the boxes for being glorious.
Izzy: TIMES THREE!
Elsa: The feathers and the satin add texture and variety. The pink color unifies the looks and the glorious Chanel bling. It’s … it’s….. beautiful.
Izzy: And it doesn’t hurt that Leo is easy on the eyes.
Elsa: They are all beautiful and handsome and well groomed and well dressed and ….
Izzy: I wonder what country they rule.
Elsa: Did we say that every guest was a Royal or a diplomat?
Izzy: Well, I’m assuming.
Elsa: You know what happens when you assume things.
Izzy: It makes an ass out of you.
Elsa: All I know is that they could rule Elsa Land anytime.
Izzy: Is that a new amusement park? And why wouldn’t you want to rule your own amusement park?
Elsa: I just meant that they are so amazing that I would give them a job as rulers any day. But I do like the idea of ruling “Elsa Land.”
Izzy: Ohh….. more purple wearing queens right here.
Elsa: Admiring them is the easy part… the difficult part is deciding… Who Wore it Best?
Izzy: They both are sporting this amazing lavender. Both have beautiful faux fur on their outfits.
Elsa: I love Katy Perry, but I also love Harlow.
Izzy: They are both fabulous, but I do have to give Harlow the edge in this contest. I favor the monochromatic look of her top.
Elsa: I also like the blingy trim AND I do believe that Katy has a bit too much make-up on in this look.
Izzy: So Harlow is the Queen of Who Wore it Best Today?
Elsa: Yes, I guess you could say that she is….
Izzy: What do you say about taking our royal behinds down to the regal bar and get some queenly cocktails?
Queen Elsa and Queen Izzy: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!