Izzy: Greetings all you Rose Colored Glasses and Tinted Windows.
Elsa: Which are you?
Izzy: I am behind the tinted windows of the stretch limousine.
Elsa: I assume I’m the rose colored glasses because I love the color pink.
Izzy: You are the rose colored glasses because you need something to conceal those bags under your eyes.
Elsa: I knew that my answer might have been too simple and …
Izzy: And untrue. Your answer would be too untrue.
Elsa: I was going to say “kind.”
Izzy: Kind is more your thing.
Elsa: You’re kind alright …. a certain kind of something… or other.
Izzy: Not funny. Didn’t laugh.
Izzy: Now that’s the way to look tough and chic at the same time.
Elsa: The black vest with the hardware does give the look a hard edge.
Izzy: Hard head, like you?
Elsa: EDGE! A hard EDGE…
Izzy: I know but I like mine better.
Elsa: And the graphic print of the hoodie and the pop on the sleeves are really amazing.
Izzy: And of course, the glasses bring the mystique and deliver the cool.
Izzy: I love Rupert. He’s sticking out his tongue and being all badass.
Elsa: And dressing so civilized.
Izzy: And he’s all… Screw your dinner party.
Elsa: Even though there are polka dots, tweed and plaid all in this same look, it works. The colors don’t match, but it works too.
Izzy: That could have been a train wreck, mixing all those elements.
Elsa: But it’s not! Because Rupert has an expert eye and has made wise choices, this outfit looks amazing.
Elsa: So, are these the rose colored glasses of which you speak?
Izzy: Could you BE any more pretentious?
Elsa: I could be more pretentious, but I choose to be bougious to fit in with you.
Izzy: That’s funny, I pretend to be a fat, pompous idiot to fit in with you…
Elsa: Shall we just discuss this lovely outfit?
Izzy: We SHALL!
Elsa: Obviously the glasses are a stand-out accessory.
Izzy: The collar is what does it for me! I love the colors and the big, gorgeous bling.
Elsa: The warm shades of pink, orange, maroon and golds are beautiful and perfect for fall or winter.
Izzy: The fur sleeves are pretty lush too.
Elsa: I love how her fur is kept short and pristine while the sleeves are long and lush. The contrast is interesting.
Izzy: Just like you… you look so nice but you’re really quite terrible.
Elsa: Should I say “thank you?”
Elsa: Ohhh… now that is a head-to-head match!!!
Izzy: This is going to be a tough call. Both of these ladies look like cool cats.
Elsa: Or cheetahs as the case may be.
Izzy: They both have similar styles and fashionable looks. I do have to say that Witchy wins for me. As much as I love Kim, I think that she should have broken-up the cheetah print with a solid. Witchy is showing more skin… er… fur… which breaks up the print.
Elsa: I agree.
Izzy: WHA?????
Elsa: We do agree sometimes, you know.
Izzy: Do you also agree that we should go out for cocktails?
Elsa: I always agree with that!
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!
