Izzy: Greetings all you Rums and Cokes.
Elsa: Day drinking again?
Izzy: I wish!! I’m just dreaming of night drinking. I’m totally sober today.
Elsa: Is this a new concept for you? Totally sober while doing the show?
Izzy: Ummm.. noooo… not at all new. I’m ALWAYS totally sober while
doing the show.
Elsa: That really would explain a lot…
Izzy: Whatchu talking about? This kind of cleverness doesn’t come from alcohol.
Elsa: Some might argue that…
Izzy: Haters. Anyone who opposes me… Haters gonna hate….. hate….
Elsa: Let’s not start with the singing today, okay?
Izzy: Fine!! Check-out our first look from @sherlock_thenolafrenchie
Izzy: I could even go night drinking with him.
Elsa: I think @deanfilmore might object.
Izzy: Oh, he’s welcome to join us!!
Elsa: The tuxedo collar is amazing. So crisp. So starched. So clean.
Izzy: Were you, like a maid, in your previous life? You always get
giddy when things are “clean” and “crisp.”
Elsa: If I were anything in the previous life, I’d like to believe
that I was royalty.
Izzy: Very germaphobic and compulsively clean royalty in starched knickers.
Elsa: That sounds about right.
Izzy: For the next gift-giving holiday, I’m getting you a bottle of
bleach and a bottle of starch. Let you go all crazy-like…
Elsa: You have to admit that this clean and crisp collar really makes
the look. The outfit would be a great casual look without it, but this
really makes the whole outfit stand-out and look special.
Izzy: I like the casual vibe of the gingham shirt by @unitedpups being
paired with the sophisticated bow tie and collar by @k2kreates.
Elsa: I like that contrast too.
Izzy: It’s like a mullet… business in the front and party in the back.
Elsa: It’s nothing like a mullet but I do agree with you about the
Izzy: Lookin’ good, big guy.
Elsa: Talking about contrasts… we go from fabulously masculine to a
delicate little miss….
Izzy: Don’t you mean a delicate little bitch…
Elsa: I’d hardly call her a …what you said.
Izzy: Oh my goodness, you still have starch in your knickers.
Elsa: I just don’t see the point in using vulgar language to convey a
message… especially when referring to such a sophisticated miss.
Izzy: A sophisticated miss in a better car than I have equals a bitch.
I very lovely bitch, but a bitch nonetheless.
Elsa: I love the double bows of this outfit. Honestly, if someone had
asked me if a bow at the collar and a bow on the head would be too
much, I would have said a resounding “yes” but this is a good example
of when breaking rules is a good idea.
Izzy: Breaking rules is ALWAYS a good idea.
Elsa: I wouldn’t agree with that, but fashion rules …
Izzy: Are meant to be broken… just like speeding rules and pesky
trespassing rules… and…
Elsa: Don’t incriminate yourself, Izzy.
Izzy: I’m used to it. I do love the double bows too. She clearly has
impeccable taste based on the stores she shops at…
Elsa: If you love this shopping photo, wait until you see this next image….
Izzy: I love a girl who knows how to shop. And drink too, apparently.
Elsa: A little Tiffany & Co. is ALWAYS a good idea.
Izzy: And day drinking… is USUALLY a good idea.
Elsa: Usually NOT, but this looks like maybe a little milk and biscuit
break and not necessarily your rum and Coke idea from earlier.
Izzy: I have good ideas.
Elsa: Of which that is not one… but this outfit is a good idea. A
most amazing idea, actually. The star of the show is of course the
pearl necklace. It makes the outfit.
Izzy: It is spectacular. This black dress is pretty amazing too. Very classic.
Elsa: Very sophisticated and elevated even more with this beautiful
and bold, yet demur, necklace.
Izzy: That necklace would look good with just about any outfit or buck naked.
Elsa: Not sure how we got there… but it is a fabulous necklace and I
like how understated the whole look is, yet the necklace is definitely
a signature piece.
Izzy: Oh, if you want understated, do I have a photo for YOU!
Elsa: Understated is not the first term that comes to mind…
Izzy: I think she is going for an orchid costume look.
Elsa: I get more of a Barney look than an orchid…
Izzy: It’s Barney in drag!!
Izzy: I am a big supporter of all things drag queen, but this is
giving drag queens a bad name.
Elsa: And purple dinosaurs.
Izzy: Or drag queen dinosaurs for that matter.
Elsa: I can’t quite figure out what I’m look at… Those ear muffs…
Izzy: I think it’s a wreath?
Elsa: Or a hoodie?
Izzy: I’m sure that’s it… a purple sequined dress with a tutu and a
Elsa: Do you have a better idea of what this is?
Izzy: No, but I have a better idea!!!
Elsa: What’s that?
Izzy: DAY DRINKING!
Elsa: I think our friend here has a head start.
Izzy: That could explain the dress.
Elsa: I think we have solved the mystery.
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!