Izzy: Greetings all you Sanitizers and Toilet Papers!
Elsa: Quarantine getting to you??
Izzy: I don’t even know what day it is any more.
Elsa: It’s Fashion Friday and time for Pawshion Police.
Izzy: So that’s why everyone is staring at me through my zoom screen.
Elsa: Self-isolation and social distancing will really change your perspective on things, won’t it?
Izzy: Sure. I mean, your life doesn’t look all that different than usual, does it? You stay home by yourself, eating and watching TV anyway.
Elsa: That’s you, Izzy. You have mistaken me for YOU.
Izzy: I am pretty good at binge watching… binge drinking… binge eating… all the bingeing sports.
Elsa: Well, I think the quarantine is getting to all of us. Have you seen the pillow fashion challenge on Instagram?
Izzy: I haven’t died or fallen in a hole! Of course, I have!
Elsa: Have you really or are you bluffing?
Izzy: This time I’m actually telling the truth.
Elsa: Novel idea.
Izzy: I’m also pretty sure I invented it.
Elsa: The #quarantinepillowchallenge ?
Izzy: Yes. I mean, if you sit on a pillow long enough, it sorta sticks to you when you stand-up. I thought of that a long time ago.
Elsa: This is a little different…..
Izzy: Oh, snap!! This is the chicest pillow outfit I’ve ever seen, except for mine.
Elsa: The monochromatic look… the Gucci belt. It’s sublime. I love that color too. And the proportion is perfect too. The pillow is not too big, nor too small.
Izzy: Added benefit to this fashion choice… you can be butt nekked and still walk around in public.
Elsa: As long as you only show your front side. The back side…. is a bit breezy, I would imagine.
Izzy: So, this is more of a ZOOM outfit than an essential shopping outfit?
Elsa: This is lovely too!! This just illustrates how powerful a good accessory can be! It can really create a look.
Izzy: So, we should start an instagram trend where everyone JUST wears accessories. Pillows are not necessary.
Elsa: You just want to see everyone in the buff.
Izzy: NO! I want to see SOME in the buff. Others, like you for instance, need not participate.
Elsa: Back to this lovely Hermes belt. Just like the Gucci belt in our first look, this logo commands so much attention and respect. Just wearing a belt like this will get you noticed!
Izzy: Especially if it is ALL you’re wearing. Which brings me back to my naked challenge….
Izzy: Okay, now this is the way to wear a pillow!
Elsa: You don’t mind that she is sitting on a throne or wearing a crown? You usually don’t want to share your royal status.
Izzy: Well, I mean,everyone knows that I am the queen. But I am woman enough to share the spotlight, especially with a lovely queen like this….
Elsa: That’s very big of you. Which proves that your heart is almost as big as your ass.
Elsa: And what, exactly, are you queen OF?
Izzy: Everything. The world. Fashion. Beauty. Drinking. Eating. Bingeing. Everything.
Elsa: Is that right…? Okay, well, Clementine sure looks wonderful. That magnificent gold bow is like a big “POW” and contrasts so nicely with that lovely, pure white pillow.
Izzy:Anyone who matches her crown to her bow is okay in my book. Plus. I like her throne.
Elsa: The only throne you have, honey, is your toilet.
Izzy: How rude!! I do have a nice one of those though.
Elsa: So we agree that this pillow fashion is fabulous?
Izzy: Clementine is worthy of the crown!
Izzy: Now there’s someone who is up for an adventure.
Elsa: Accessories rule! I love the hat and the monochromatic look. I love the lace detail on the pillow and the fact that it’s small enough to still keep the attention on Al’s lovely face. I love the necklace!!
Izzy: You love it all, apparently.
Elsa; What’s there not to love?
Izzy: Nothing. You just seem really excited about a pillow. That’s all. I’ll be happy when you can get out of the house and go shopping or something. I think you need to get out.
Elsa: You have to admit that this is a very lovely pillow and extraordinary look.
Izzy: It is… I just think you are very enthusiastic. That’s all.
Elsa: I get enthusiastic over fashion. Unlike you…
Izzy: I AM fashion! But other things get me excited too…
Elsa: Let’s test this… Gucci.
Elsa: That’s what I thought.
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous (and at home), Fashionistas!