Izzy: Greetings all you Side-tracks and Side-kicks!
Elsa: If there was ever a greeting that fits you — it’s Side-Track.
Elsa: Must we review?
Elsa: This is a fashion show, but how often do you actually talk about fashion?
Izzy: Oh, that reminds me! I brought a bunch of snacks with me today!!!!
Izzy: Speaking of annoying, stupid side-kicks!!!
Elsa: We were just talking about regular side-kicks, I believe…
Izzy: Oh, well, maybe you were….
Elsa: And technically, you were talking about snacks.
Jude: Which brings me back to my original question…. snacks?
Elsa: You two and your snacks…
Jude: Are you calling us pigs?
Izzy: Shhhhh! You’ll offend our first guest.
Elsa: At least you were able to identify the animal correctly. You usually assume all of our guests are some “strange” breed of dog.
Elsa: You’re so quiet.
Izzy: I’m just ditching the bacon jerky… well, for obvious reasons.
Elsa: Strangely… polite? Of you…
Jude: Why is the pig dressed-up? Pigs don’t dress-up.
Izzy: Clearly they do….
Elsa: And could I point-out that you, in fact, are a dog that likes to dress-up?
Izzy: This little Oinker looks amazing.
Elsa: I’m pretty sure that the term “oinker” is not particularly PC.
Izzy: I mean no offense. In fact, as much as I love bacon, I would not eat this lovely pig.
Jude: Well, that’s big of you.
Elsa: I’m a tad bit worried by the fact that you would have to clarify that you would not eat your friend…
Izzy: If we were on a deserted island and stranded there for days upon days, I would eat you even though it would taste nasty and bitter.
Elsa: I believe that I would look around for some coconuts before biting off your ear.
Jude: But at least she identified you as a friend… so there’s that.
Elsa: You two never get side-tracked….
Izzy: Oh, the outfit is nice.
Jude: I agree.
Izzy: Jude, want to try these pretzel bites? They’re everything!!
Elsa: I’ll start. That necklace is beautiful and I love how the bib hangs. It’s perfect. And the yellow bows and lovely tulle make for such delicate balance against the more graphic look of the necklace.
Izzy: And no guests were harmed nor eaten in the making of this film.
Izzy: So this is here is what it would look like it Iris Apfel and Tiffany had a baby.
Elsa: But is that even possible?
Jude: Modern technology and medical miracles.
Elsa: Well, first…. Tiffany and Co is actually, well, a company and not a person. And even if you were thinking of the founder of Tiffany and Co., well, that was a man named Charles Lewis Tiffany along with John B. Young. Which means that dear Iris Apfel would be the one who would have to give birth.
Jude: And your point?
Elsa: Iris Apfel is 98 years old.
Elsa: And even if 98 year old Iris Apfel could give birth to a child, it is highly unlikely that it would be a dog.
Izzy: You’ve really thought a lot about this.
Jude: And she talks about us getting side-tracked. Beef jerky?
Elsa: I do agree that there is a nod to both the fashion icon, Iris Apfel and the more obvious reference to the lovely shade of Tiffany and Co. worn by the lovely Poppi.
Izzy: Okay, then…. Basically what I said….
Elsa: Summertime and the living is easy.
Izzy: Almost as easy as you are.
Elsa: I think you have me confused with yourself.
Izzy: No. You’re easy to spot with your two foot wide ass.
Jude: Good one.
Izzy: I thought so.
Elsa: The colors in this look are perfect! So summery and fun.
Jude: I like how the colors in the glasses mimic the colors in the outfit.
Izzy: How very fashion-y of you.
Elsa: And did you notice that the print is of sunglasses!! How perfect is that??!!
Jude: That pool water looks pretty appealing… with a nice cold lemonade.
Izzy: Or an ice cold somethin’.
Izzy: Peek-a-boo gone wrong?
Elsa: That poor doggo!
Jude: Ready for winter… or a game of pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey.
Izzy: It’s pretty cool to have a game named after you, Elsa. Though I don’t know why you want to have people pinning things onto your hind-end.
Elsa: Oh, ha ha!
Izzy: I’m surprised you don’t endorse this look. Seeing that it’s pink and all.
Elsa: I do have have other things that I like…
Izzy: Do you suppose he misunderstood the wear a mask mandate?
Jude: Pass the chips and salsa.
Izzy: If we end the show now, we can go buy some party mix!
Izzy: BYE.. Oh…
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!