Izzy: Greetings all you Small Potatoes and Big Wigs!
Elsa: Which are you?
Izzy: I’m a big wig who loves those sweet potatoes.
Elsa: You said, “small potatoes.”
Izzy: Well, I’m not that… but I do like to eat potatoes.
Elsa: I really hope that this show doesn’t end with you being hungry and talking about snacks again… for the WHOLE show.
Izzy: This could all be easily avoided if you would just remember to bring snacks with you.
Elsa: How is this my responsibility?
Izzy: Do you want me to be cranky?
Elsa: Typically, adults take care of themselves and provide their own snacks.
Izzy: But not if they are me…..
Elsa: Ready to see some real big wigs?
Izzy: This bitch is a big wig in a wig.
Elsa: Isn’t she lovely. I adore the fact that wigs are back in fashion.
Izzy: Because you have such skanky hair?
Elsa: My hair is not “skanky” and that is not the reason.
Izzy: You like that wigs are in fashion because you want to rob a bank and you want to conceal your identity?
Elsa: Wrong again.
Izzy: You know, with everyone wearing wigs and masks…. We could get away with a lot…. I mean no one could identify us.
Elsa: It scares me that you even thought of that….
Izzy: It’s like everyday is Halloween. Which, really, isn’t a bad thing… I mean… lots of candy and all.
Elsa: It always circles back to snacks with you.
Izzy: Or alcohol.
Elsa: Well, I for one, love this look because it is just… beautiful. The bright pink hair adds an unexpected pop of fun in an otherwise subdued and chic look.
Izzy: Without that wig, she could be going to a garden party or a wedding. With that wig on … she’s on her way to get DRUNK!!
Elsa: All while looking magnificent.
Izzy: Let me clarify… on her way to get drunk at a very sophisticated, up-scale bar.
Elsa: I don’t think I can even contain myself… little Toby is so adorable.
Izzy: She’s naked. I didn’t think it was that kind of show.
Elsa: She’s a dog…. and this proves that a good accessory is all that’s really needed to make a statement. That wig is all she’s wearing, but she looks fabulous.
Izzy: Not fair that she looks that good naked.
Elsa: If you weren’t so obsessed with snacks, maybe you could look good naked.
Izzy: Meh…
Elsa: The color contrast is wonderful and the texture also helps to add interest. If this wig had been made out of a more realistic hair, it wouldn’t necessarily look as good. It would, perhaps, look too similar to her natural, beautiful fur.
Izzy: So you mentioned snacks… Let’s talk about that awhile.
Elsa: Let’s not…But this look is really something to talk about.
Izzy: This combination is amazing! I love that Gus Gus’ hair and glasses are the perfect color match. Such drama…
Elsa: You love your drama, don’t you?
Izzy: ME? Love drama? Just for that statement I am going to get drunk, over eat and have a fling!
Elsa: Drama much?
Izzy: Actually, that sounds like a fairly typical Friday night.
Elsa: Gus Gus was smart in assembling this outfit. The matching hair and glasses is the perfect “POW!” but if the sweater had also been in blue, it would have been too much and would overload the look.
Izzy: The color is really vibrant. Reminds me of a blueberry smoothly I had one time.
Izzy: So wigs are back in fashion, you say….
Elsa: Well, that does not mean that all wigs are fashionable.
Izzy: Care to explain these looks?
Elsa: While wigs can make for a fun fashion accessory, they can also cheapen a look. You have to be mindful of the type of wig you choose, how you choose to wear it and the occasion.
Izzy: So, would a suit and tie go with a clown wig?
Elsa: Clearly, no.
Izzy: What if you are going to the circus?
Elsa: To attend a circus, neither a clown wig or a business suit and tie are necessarily appropriate.
Izzy: Necessarily? But that doesn’t mean you can’t wear it.
Elsa: Can’t wear it… shouldn’t wear it…
Izzy: What if you are IN the circus?
Elsa: Then a clown wig and suit are appropriate.
Izzy: What if you are going to a business meeting.
Elsa: Then leave the wig at home.
Izzy: What if you are a clown interviewing for a job at the circus headquarters?
Elsa: Fine. Then a suit, tie and clown wig are appropriate.
Izzy: YES! FInally!
Elsa: And as far as the other look, I do believe a brush to the hair-do would make a world of difference.
Izzy: You have to admit that they’re pretty cute dogs though… And they have a spice all their own.
Elsa: That I can not dispute.
Izzy: Which is amazing because you typically dispute everything I say…
Elsa: I DO NOT!
Izzy: Umm… do you see what you just did there?
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous and wear your wigs, Fashionistas!
