Izzy: Greetings all you Springs and Sprungs!
Elsa: Is someone looking forward to spring?
Izzy: Yaaaaaas!
Elsa: Me too! Spring is full of life and color! Beautiful printed fabrics and flowy chiffon.
Izzy: And skimpier clothing to show off my beautiful bod.
Elsa: You have your summer body already? If so, you have very low standards.
Izzy: Ummm…. I have a pre-summer body. There’s still time before swimwear season!
Elsa: I think you’re going to need more than a few months to shed those Christmas pounds and a few more months to lose New Year’s, Thanksgiving, Halloween…. Hanukkah.
Izzy: You’re funny.
Elsa: Thank you.
Izzy: I will miss the fabulous deep colors of winter, the snow, the winter alcohol…
Elsa: Winter alcohol? You mean, winter wine?
Izzy: Sure. And winter champagne, winter scotch… winter bourbon. You know, all the winter stuff.
Elsa: But there is so much to look forward to in spring! New baby animals, beautiful blossoms, pastel colors and vibrant prints…
Izzy: Spring champagne, spring scotch, spring bourbon…..
Elsa: Yes. All those things too.
Izzy: That’s pink!
Elsa: Yes, isn’t it lovely?!! It’s the perfect outfit for those sunny, but still a bit chilly spring days.
Izzy: It’s a great color and a great silhouette.
Elsa: This is a classic case of less is more. If Della had added accessories to this look, it would have been way too much because the color is so vibrant and the texture is so interesting.
Izzy: I’d look good in that sweater.
Elsa: Yes, you would. I would too.
Izzy: No. Just me.
Izzy: Oh, yasss!!! I love this outfit too. That quilted vest is everything. The color is amazing!
Elsa: What about that necklace????? That is super amazing! I would wear this to an Easter egg hunt and look smashing.
Izzy: You often look so smashing that I almost want to smash you in the face.
Elsa: Not that kind of smashing.
Izzy: You’re right. This look would be great for an Easter egg hunt. Or even to a Spring kegger.
Elsa: Is that a thing?
Izzy: Umm.. it should be,
Elsa: This robin’s egg blue is just divine and then the contrast with the necklace is an amazing tribute to the best of spring,
Izzy: It’s an amazing tribute, huh….
Elsa: Well, yes it is. It’s a very spring color scheme and that pop of gold and the patterns on the necklace really make this look special.
Izzy: You know like when you eat too many chocolates on Valentine’s Day or Easter and then you feel kinda like you’re going to puke?
Elsa: Well, yes.
Izzy: That’s how I feel every time you go into one of your super sweet rants.
Elsa: It’s called class, Izzy. Ya’ll should try it sometimes.
Izzy: Nah, I don’t need school because I already know everything important.
Elsa: Oh, my very heart!!
Izzy: I want a unipig!!!!!
Elsa: They are lovely, aren’t they? With their beautiful pastel colors, flowers and golden horns. I love them both and their looks are fabulous.
Izzy: Really…. I want a unipig. Where can I get one? Other than here, but that’s stealing. Or kidnapping. Or unipig-napping, as the case may be…
Elsa: You do realize that these are real farm animals dressed like unicorns, right?
Izzy: Oh? No.
Elsa: So, with that cleared-up let’s look over these looks more carefully. I love the fluffy tutu!! Aren’t these two just so beautiful and delicate and ready for some spring flings?
Izzy: Yes, the tutu is great. I do love the flowers and colors.
Elsa: It’s delicate and ethereal and special. These are show-stopping looks if you ask me.
Izzy: Did I ask you? No one asked you. They must be show-stoppers though. We stopped the show to talk about them.
Elsa: Did we though? We actually are still doing the show.
Izzy: Whatever. I’ll let you be right as long as you give me a unipig for my birthday.
Elsa: Oh, goodness.
Izzy: Is that a good, “Oh, goodness” or a bad “Oh, goodness?”
Elsa: The latter.
Izzy: A ladder? What does that have to do with anything?
Elsa: A bad “Oh, goodness.”
Izzy: You no likey- likey? Even though there is a pink tutu involved?
Elsa: Even then.
Izzy: Oh, come-on…. This really should be a “Who Wore it Best?” — Bolt or Ace Ventura Pet Detective.
Elsa: If those are the two options, probably Bolt.
Izzy: I’m going with Jim Carey.
Elsa: But are either of them really wearing winning looks?
Izzy: Is this an everyday outfit or a costume?
Elsa: I’m going with …. costume….? I hope.
Izzy: In that case, they’re both winners. Not so much because of fashion, but because they are both bold enough to wear it. And Bolt is ready for spring.
Elsa: I think the tutu is too small on Bolt.
Izzy: That’s the take-away on this look for you?? The size of the tutu?? Are there not more glaring and obvious things wrong with this look?
Elsa: Umm… there are a lot of bothersome things, but the tutu length is really bugging me.
Izzy: Everything bugs you.
Elsa: Especially you!!!
Izzy: That’s not nice! But I will forgive you if you buy me a unipig.
Elsa: You still on that??
Izzy: YAS!!
Elsa: How about some spring uni-wine instead?
Izzy: Oh sure!! I haven’t tried that, but with a name like that, I can’t go wrong.
Elsa and Izzy: Stay fabulous, fashionistas!
