Izzy: Greetings all you Steaks and Potatoes and Fries and Pies and Cakes….
Elsa: I hate doing shows with you when you’re hungry.
Izzy: And Cookies and Margaritas and ….
Elsa: I also don’t like working with you when you want to start day drinking…
Izzy: Want to day drink? Want to? I want to all the time.
Elsa: That’s what I’m saying….
Izzy: You know you love me…. People either love me or they hate me. There’s no money in the middle.
Elsa: No, but apparently there are quite a few helpings of steaks, potatoes, fries, pies….
Izzy: I’m in shape!!! Round is a shape, you know.
Elsa: Actually, I think “circle” is a shape and “round” is a word that describes the shape.
Izzy: I can think of a few words to describe you right now too. Besides, you’ve put on a few pounds yourself.
Elsa: Way to sugarcoat it, Izzy.
Izzy: I wouldn’t dare sugarcoat it because then you’d eat that too.
Elsa: Let’s move onto a different topics… bows.
Izzy: Not only does he look slammin’ but he seems to have my attitude.
Elsa: So it seems. Although, his “tongue-out” image doesn’t come across sassy and bitchy….
Izzy: He does look rather dignified. I love the large bow tie against the white shirt.
Elsa: So, chic, right? And that blue is such an unexpected color. It’s a sophisticated alternative to black and would be especially appropriate during the warmer, summer months. Why are you drooling?
Izzy: I am trying to perfect the tongue-out thing.
Elsa: Look at all that lovely encrusted beading and jewels!
Izzy: Bling, bling everywhere. And unlike a mullet…. It’s a party in the front AND back!!
Elsa: We weren’t talking about mullets, but okay. We did go from one extreme — a minimalist white bow tie on a manly man to another with this glitzy and feminine bow on our lovely little lady here. I love the iridescence of the bow tie . It’s like the delicate exterior of a bubble.
Izzy: Or an oil slick.
Elsa; It’s nothing like an oil slick.
Izzy: I like oil slicks.. They’re shiny.
Izzy: Umm… she must have a big head.
Elsa: It appears she has a normal sized head. You make such weird remarks sometimes.
Izzy: Well, I mean it got stuck on the top of her head.
Elsa: It’s supposed to be there. It’s a hair bow.
Izzy: I thought we were doing bow ties today.
Elsa: Bows. Bows in general. Not bows around the neck, per-say. Can we just talk about this lovely outfit.
Elsa: Don’t you love the top? It reminds me of something from Gucci or even Versace.
Izzy: I love how she balanced the color of her top with the HAIR bow on her head, but I also love how she successfully mixed metals… both gold and silver are represented.
Elsa: How very “fashion-y” of you.
Izzy: I am a fashion-diva darlin’.
Izzy: Now that’s a bow!!!
Elsa: Intended for the hair… yes. Yes, that’s a BOW for sure.
Izzy: Very resourceful.
Elsa: This is what happens when small boutiques are closed. People have to make their own fashions!!
Izzy: I like it.
Elsa: Okay, well, then I am making that for you to wear to your next red carpet event.
Izzy: I will ROCK that toilet paper package bow!!!
Elsa: I do think it was smart that the other accessory is understated. With such a bold bow, it might overwhelm the rest of the look.
Izzy: You do realize that you just seriously critiqued a toilet paper packaging bow on our fashion show?
Elsa: I haven’t been shopping in so long….
Izzy: Let’s go virtually shop for some new hair AND neck bows, shall we? AND get some steaks and potatoes and fries….
Elsa and Izzy: Stay fabulous, fashionistas!