Izzy: Greetings all you Strawberries and Chocolates!!
Elsa: Ohhh, YUMMY! Throw in some champagne and count me in!
Izzy: Throw in some post-it notes, a weasel and some graham crackers and you have my weekend.
Elsa: Should I ask????
Izzy: Let’s not waste show time on boring stories. You can read about it in the police report if you are truly curious.
izzy: It ain’t a party til the police are called…. amiright?
Izzy: Are you speechless? You? You are usually so intolerably talkative and now you can’t find the words?
Elsa: You leave me speechless quite often, Izzy.
Izzy: Apparently not enough.
Elsa: You know what will leave you speechless?
Elsa: What did I tell you?
Elsa: What is wrong with you?? I mean, beyond the usual.
Izzy: I’m speechless.
Elsa: If it makes you speechless, I think we should have @harlow_bordeaux on the show every week. Give my dear, poor ears a rest.
Elsa: Well, what do you think about this look?
Izzy: Oh, am I allowed to talk now?
Izzy: Shut-up, idiot.
Elsa: Can we talk fashion? Please?
Izzy: The fashion is AMAZING! It’s the perfect shade of pink. Blush? Is that the right term, since you are the pink expert?
Elsa: Yes. I think this would fall into the blush family. You know that scene in the Sound of Music where Liesl is wearing that beautiful pink dress during the “I am Sixteen Going on Seventeen” number?
Izzy: The best part.
Elsa: Yes, well, this dress has the movement and beautiful color of that iconic dress, but is far more formal.
Izzy: This is what Liesl von Trapp would wear to a black tie event.
Elsa; Exactly. So delicate. So beautiful. So chic.
Izzy: And this is what Liesl von Trapp would wear if she were feeling a little bit naughty.
Elsa: I don’t get naughty out of this outfit.
Izzy: Well, naughty by von Trapp standards. They have very high standards, you know.
Elsa: I see sophisticated. I see fun. I see…. a lot of “Wow!”
Izzy: I think you need glasses. That’s a dog.
Elsa: I liked it better when you were speechless.
Izzy: She does look pretty awesome, I’d say. I think the print is awesome! I think I am awesome.
Elsa: Of course you do. Cheetah can look tacky when it’s not done right, but this is done all kinds of right.
Izzy: This is my soul sister. Fabulous fashion… check. Rocking those shades… check.
Elsa: Nose in the air in a snooty pose…. check. Only she does it in a cute way.
Izzy: And I don’t???
Elsa: Let’s just focus on our guest. The collar…. ohhh.. I love the collar.
Izzy: This show is very pink. Did you pick all these looks?
Izzy: Well, I can’t disagree. She’s amazing… In fact, they’ve all been fabulous.
Elsa: Including this one!! Who wore this better? This is a tough one.
Izzy: I love my girl, @arianagrande … Hey, girl, hey!! But I have to say that @sizzle_reel_cute has got it going on!!
Elsa: When it’s this close, we almost have to analyze this piece by piece….
Izzy: Oh geez…
Elsa: Well, do you have a better way?
Izzy: Go ahead… analyze….
Elsa: I think both pictures show an equally beautiful, full skirt. The white is pristine in both and the ruffles are full.
Izzy: Yes… agreed. I don’t see how this analysis is making things easier… but carry-on.
Elsa: I do like the bow on Sizzle. I think it adds a certain bit of whimsy.
Izzy: I don’t think Ariana is going for whimsy in her photo. I think that’s more of a sex bomb look.
Elsa: Everything is a sex bomb look to you.
Izzy: You’re not wrong.
Elsa: I guess each of these looks brings something different, even if they are very similar. I’m calling this a tie.
Izzy: You had me at sex bomb…. however, I do think both looks are great and both of these women are great. And incidentally, I still think I’m pretty great too.
Elsa: And that is not likely to change any time soon.
Izzy: We can hope not. If I ever think I’m not great, have me committed.
Elsa: I might have you committed anyway….
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, fashionistas!!