Izzy: Greetings all you Sugary Cereals and Rose Petals!
Elsa: What do those two things have to do with each other?
Izzy: Absolutely nothing!
Elsa: Well, wouldn’t it make sense for the two things that you state at the beginning of each show, at the very least, have something to do with each other?
Izzy: You are never happy, are you?
Elsa: I’m happy a lot! What are you talking about?
Izzy: You always complain that I’m “mean” and “offensive” and that I shouldn’t call our viewers nasty names. So today, I come-up with two things that no one on Earth could find offensive…. except for you.
Elsa: I didn’t say that I was offended…. I just asked if they had anything to do with each other?
Izzy: Okay, these are both things that I falsely thought would not cause controversy with you….
Elsa: I believe you are the one who is causing the controversy.
Izzy: I’m Elsa. I never cause problems. I’m perfect.
Elsa: At least we agree on something.
Izzy: I like milkshakes!!
Elsa: Isn’t Milkshake lovely!!
Izzy: Now, this is my kind of man… He looks like a milkshake and he’s wearing donuts!!!!
Elsa: He’s my kind of man too, but it is not food related.
Izzy: It’s pink related, isn’t it?
Izzy: Whatever the reason, this look is pretty delicious.
Elsa: I love the monochromatic look, from head to tail.
Izzy: He even threw a little sparkle in there for you.
Elsa: And faux fur.
Izzy: Maybe he’s your soulmate.
Elsa: He does “check” a lot of the boxes I have in mind for a soulmate.
Izzy: Okay, I’ll make a deal with you. I won’t fight you for the man, but if you could just leave that donut hat….
Elsa: This is an exciting show!! Look at that lovely pink outfit!
Izzy: You’re really having a good day, aren’t you!? First, I choose to be less offensive to you, then you find your soulmate AND you have a show full of pink looks.
Elsa: It has been a good day! Now all I need is a shopping spree.
Izzy: When is MY DAY? When can I sit around without pants on, drinking alcohol, looking through designer clothing catalogues and binge watching @rupaulsdragrace?
Elsa: Everyday. Isn’t that your typical evening?
Izzy: I just want a special day DESIGNATED for doing that.
Elsa: Well, since this is my special day…
Izzy: Who said that?
Elsa: I just did. Didn’t you hear me?
Izzy: FINE! Go with it….. you’ll bitch until you get your way.
Elsa: I will not.
Izzy: Okay, whine until you get your way….
Elsa: Moving along… I love this pink textured bow. It’s a little unexpected and compliments her fur so wonderfully.
Izzy: I’ll play along… The ribbed top also adds texture to the look, but even with all this texture, the color unifies it.
Elsa: How very fashion-y of you!
Izzy: Didn’t want to ruin “your” day!
Izzy: You know, there was a day when I could identify all the different dog breeds, but lately, there have been some that I just don’t recognize.
Elsa: Because this is a pig.
Izzy: Oh. Well, I didn’t exactly mean this particular dog. It was just a general statement.
Izzy: So, this is a lovely pig.
Elsa: Isn’t it though??? And the outfit is to die for!!!
Izzy: Don’t say that… our lovely guest might think that you’re hungering for bacon… And you call me offensive!!!
Elsa: You know what I meant. This is a lovely color combination. And the little bit of shine and the pleats on the skirt are so lovely.
Izzy: I like how this unicorn has a horn on her head AND her ass!
Elsa: That’s a tail.
Izzy: Or is it????
Elsa: Yes. Yes, it is.
Izzy: When did we get a new pope?
Elsa; That’s not the Pope.
Elsa; Still no.
Izzy: Okay, I give-up.
Elsa: I think this lovely little dog friend is channeling a little Marie Antoinette.
Izzy: It has a certain charm.
Elsa: It’s a bit whimsical. I do like the attempt and I do appreciate the color palette but this would definitely have to be worn as a costume, rather than worn for daily activities.
Izzy: Unless you’re the Pope.
Elsa: Right. By the way, I think you might want to consider a conversation with the Pope, or at least a local priest. I have a feeling you have a few sins to confess.
Izzy: Good idea. But until then, should we see if I wrack-up any more sins???
Elsa: Time for cocktails?
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, Fasionistas!!