Izzy: Greetings all you superheroes and villains!
Elsa: Hopefully there aren’t too many villains watching our show. This is a family show after all.
Izzy: Since when?
Elsa: Since you stopped day drinking.
Izzy: Bitch! Damn! There. Now it’s not a family show anymore.
Elsa: A noble goal??
Izzy: Not cursing makes me nervous.
Elsa: You don’t like being a good girl?
Izzy: Define good??
Elsa: Opposite of how you’re acting.
Izzy: Then no, I don’t like it. Maybe I’m a villain?
Elsa: As you recall, I was Wonder Woman for Halloween, so I’ll just have to put you in your place.
Izzy: Good luck with that…
Elsa: In the meantime, let’s look at something that I know you’ll love…
Izzy: Oh.. I likey!!
Elsa: I figured you would.
Izzy: Speaking of superheroes…..Hello! Clark Kent!
Elsa: It’s the glasses and tie combo.
Izzy: And the broad shoulders!
Elsa: I love those glasses. They are so classic… and so sophisticated… So regal and intelligent looking. He looks immaculate.
Izzy: This is all about the textures!
Elsa: Yes! The visual texture in the tortoiseshell frames, in the beautiful jacket… there is even texture and pattern in the fabric of the tie and vest!
Izzy: And let’s not ignore that straight fire pin. He’s twinning with himself.
Elsa: I know! Isn’t that perfect? It’s from @shopofbl
Izzy: But that begs the question… since I’m the star around here…how’d he get a pin in HIS likeness?
Elsa: Yes. Unbelievable…. that someone might have something that you don’t Criminal.
Izzy: Yes, isn’t it?
Elsa: Well, maybe you can find something to be envious of in our next look too…
https://www.instagram.com/p/BoHCAH8h9X7/
Izzy: I am a little jealous of her hair. Or her ears. Or maybe both.
Elsa: I couldn’t get my hair to do that for all the tea in China.
Izzy: We have tea here in the US too.
Elsa: I didn’t say we didn’t. You need to listen.
Izzy: If I had ears like that I would hear you.
Elsa: I doubt that would help. There is a difference between hearing and listening.
Izzy: Did you say something? Anyway, she looks so regal… like the Egyptian God Anubis.
Elsa: Yes! Elegant and royal.
Izzy: Like she should be sitting in an ancient Egyptian tomb.
Elsa: I believe her long neck, with the layers of accessories, also gives her a regal look.
Izzy: There’s a lot going on here, but it works. The repeating patterns and shapes… the contrasting, yet complimentary colors also work.
Elsa: Werk it gurl!
Izzy: You’re using slang?
Elsa: I’m hip.
Izzy: You’re hip? You have hips, which seem to be getting bigger by the day.
Elsa: You’re so mean!!!
Izzy: You are so sensitive.
Elsa: You’re so not!
Izzy: There you are again…saying you’re better than I am.
Elsa: Not better. Well, yes… better…
Izzy: HEY!
Elsa: hee hee I can tease too… So, moving along now…
Izzy: I wonder if he is a tease. He sure looks good enough to tease some hearts.
Elsa: Our looks today prove that using a lot of accessories doesn’t
have to look cluttered. This look, though there is a lot of patterns and layered accessories, doesn’t look the least bit overdone. In fact, it looks perfect.
Izzy: The neutral colors give it that unified look.
Elsa: The polka dots are popular today!
Izzy: I love the touch of fur.
Elsa: I love the hat that accommodates his ears!
Izzy: Toronto can get bitter cold so it’s best to keep your head
covered. The hat and the scarf are both from @canadapooch.
Elsa: And we love that top from @rororiri_official!
Izzy: Onto our final look for today…
Elsa: That poor dog looks like a hobo. With those patches and the ragged denim…
Izzy: What do you mean?? Distressed denim is all the rage.
Elsa: Distressed denim…not distressed dog.
Izzy: This poor pup does look a bit distressed.
Elsa: Wouldn’t you feel a bit stressed out if you had to wear this? The color of the pants… or shorts… or
Izzy: Look like ear wax?
Elsa: You’re so crude sometimes.
Izzy: Well, doesn’t it?
Elsa: I suppose so…
Izzy: And check this out … the matching patch on the top!!
Elsa: Snazzy!
Izzy: Every closet needs ear wax pants with a matching top!
Elsa: Does your closet have ummm.. ear… wax pants?
Izzy: Of course.
Elsa: Then I think you should wear them to the show next week.
Izzy: Only if you are willing to twin with me.
Elsa: I highly doubt I could even find pants to match.
Izzy: Oh, let’s try…
Elsa: Then I guess we better start looking.
Izzy & Elsa: Stay fabulous, fashionistas!
