Izzy: Greetings all you Teas and Crumpets!
Elsa: Fancy a cuppa?
Izzy: A cuppa? What’s a cuppa? And what the heck is a crumpet? Is it like a trumpet?
Elsa: First, you’re the one who said “crumpet” so you should probably
know what it is… and secondly, why would you assume that it was “like a trumpet” since it’s usually paired with tea?
Izzy: Well, aren’t you the snarky one today?
Elsa: I’m sorry if I am coming across snarky. I guess I am just tired.
Izzy: Busy week of knitting?
Elsa: I don’t know how to knit, Izzy. I have had multiple dates this week, I’ll have you know.
Izzy: Are we talking like dates… like prunes??? OR….
Elsa: Ha… Ha… I mean I’ve been out with a male companion a few late nights this week.
Izzy: Male companion, huh? I wonder what he looks like ….
Elsa: He is very handsome and very fashionable.
Izzy: And very drunk, I would assume.
Elsa: You know what happens when you assume things…
Izzy: I don’t have to worry about making an ass out of you, you do that quite well on your own.
Elsa: Who is the snarky one now?
Izzy: Me! Always me!!
Elsa: Oh my goodness! This is such an amazing look! Delicate and sophisticated.
Izzy: She really lives up to her name as a diva!
Elsa: The color is perfect. I love blush. But I can’t decide if it is the color or the texture that is the star of this outfit. The dual
textures make for such an interesting contrast. The smooth texture of
the beads and the soft texture of the trim make this a visual masterpiece.
Izzy: Why do you have to say things like “a visual masterpiece” all the time?
Elsa: Because I have a vocabulary larger than the grunts and cuss words you rely on.
Izzy: Hey, my grunts and cuss words have gotten me this far….
Elsa: Do you have anything to say about this outfit?
Izzy: Ummm….. Bitching beautiful.
Izzy: See! I told you that my grunts and cuss words were perfectly acceptable means of communication. You knew that I love this outfit…
Elsa: Here is another fabulous shade of pink. This is almost a salmon color.
Izzy: Why is it important to you to identify the exact shade of pink?
Elsa: I love pink. Maybe that’s why. Or because it’s called conversation. I was just making a comment. Sheesh…
Izzy: Speaking of salmon. I’m hungry.
Elsa: You’re always hungry.
Izzy: Not untrue.
Elsa: You know what I love about this outfit?
Izzy: That it’s specifically salmon pink?
Elsa: Besides the fact that it’s a lovely color… I love that it is perfect for a nice brisk walk outdoors or for a day of shopping. It’s versatile and lovely. It goes to show that you don’t have to dress like a troll to spend time outdoors.
Izzy: And there goes our troll audience, in its entirety.
Elsa: I didn’t realize we had a large troll audience.
Izzy: There’s a lot you don’t know.
Izzy: Now that’s a hairdo I can endorse!!!
Elsa: It’s AMAZING, isn’t it? Although I don’t think hairdos necessarily need to be endorsed.
Izzy: Should the occasion arise… I’m here. That’s the best hair I’ve seen since Bob Ross!
Elsa: I love the fact that we have been talking about his hair and haven’t even noticed his outfit. That’s the real beauty of good clothing. It enhances our own best features without distracting from
Izzy: I think he could wear anything and be BOSS!
Elsa: Probably true, but he did choose wisely too. This neutral colored top with denim trim is casual, but still special. And because the colors are not crazy and there is only a subtle pattern, all eyes are on his beautiful face.
Izzy: I wonder what he’s drinking?
Elsa: Why does that matter?
Izzy: It always matters.
Izzy: I know what they’re drinking! Tea and crumpets!!
Elsa: I don’t think you drink crumpets.
Izzy: Well, then, tea!!
Elsa: Most likely, yes. Aren’t they lovely!? So much royalty.. so much pink!
Izzy: I’m fine with the pink, but the royalty part… I’m not really willing to share my crown.
Elsa: The only thing you’re queen of is drama.
Izzy: HEY!! I’m more than that.. I’m the Queen of Hearts. The Queen of
Drinking. The Queen of Naps.
Elsa: I don’t think anyone will ever dethrone you or strip you of any of those titles.
Izzy: Well, as long as we have THAT established.
Elsa: There is no clear loser in this battle. Both ladies look so lovely. Queen Elizabeth’s hat is so intricate. I love the details and it matches her suit perfectly, but there is just something special about Aurora.
Izzy: Aurora wins for me. It’s all in the TUDE! She looks like ….
“Stand back, bitch.. the QUEEN has arrived.”
Elsa: And there’s the cuss word…. waiting for the….
Elsa: And there it is.
Izzy: I aim to please.
Elsa: By the way, a crumpet is similar to an English muffin.
Izzy: Should we go get some? Crumpets and tea?
Izzy: And vodka?
Elsa: Now you’re talking!!!
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, fashionistas!!!!