Izzy: Greetings all you Three Ring Circus’!
Izzy: That’s it.
Elsa: Usually there are two things and today there is one.
Izzy: No, there’s three… a THREE ring circus.
Izzy: And there are three of us….
Elsa: Oh. Goodie.
Izzy: You don’t sound enthusiastic about your little brother, Jude joining us!
Elsa: Well, we are together. A lot. And he’s not that good at social distancing.
Izzy: You live in the same house, so you don’t have to socially distance.
Elsa: Socially distancing myself from Jude has nothing to do with the Corona Virus and everything to do with me wanting to sock him in the nose.
Izzy: That is refreshingly violent of you.
Elsa: Jude brings out the worst in people.
Jude: Awww… that’s so sweet.
Izzy: Ohhhhh, snap! It’s the classiest Harry Potter I’ve ever seen.
Elsa: The only resemblance to Harry Potter is the black, round framed glasses.
Jude: And the magical spell he places on everyone…..
Elsa: Oh, goodness. I’m outnumbered.
Izzy: Having Jude here does have its advantages.
Jude: “You’re a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant … but scary.”
Izzy: Oh!! I like what you did there!!! Quotes!!!
Elsa: This is hopeless.
Izzy: Oh, Jude… “I am what I am, an’ I’m not ashamed…”
Elsa: You should be.
Izzy: That’s a quote from Harry Potter, you dummy.
Elsa: Let’s just stick to the discussion. Even though the glasses have sparked a great deal of discussion that has nothing to do with fashion, they do look great.
Izzy: “Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it.”
Elsa: That is precisely how I feel about spending time with you two.
Jude: We love you too.
Elsa: I love the glitzy bow tie and cuff links. I’m so happy we live in a day and age where men’s fashion is anything but boring. Long gone are the days of demure colors and zero bling.
Izzy: You know who would be stunning in this look, Elsa?
Izzy: No, Harry Potter! At the Academy Awards.
Elsa: Yes. I suppose you are right.
Izzy: I think Bentley must be an actual wizard though.
Elsa: Wearing glasses doesn’t make you a wizard.
Izzy: But getting yourself to be looking that immaculately groomed and fierce has got to involve some type of magic!!!
Elsa: I agree, Bentley looks magically delicious.
Izzy: Isn’t that Lucky Charms?
Elsa: Okay then… magically marvelous.
Elsa: I love the contrasts in this look. It’s as much of a political statement as it is a fashion statement.
Izzy: Let’s hear it, Elsa.
Elsa: Well, the entire outfit screams of contradictions, much like today’s politics. It also shows contrasts. We all have our different views, but when we work together, we create a beautiful look.
Elsa: The contrast of Yin and Yang, of course is obvious in the handbag. But this theme is carried out throughout the look. The black and white hounds-tooth jacket, for instance. And the contrast of white and black is also seen in the shoes.
Izzy: It’s a contradiction kinda like…. how people think you’re nice, but you’re really not.
Jude: Good one… let me try…. It’s a contradiction like how you try to pretend that you eat healthy and proper but in reality you can usually be found arm-pit deep in chips.
Elsa: I don’t like this game either.
Jude: First you take away Harry Potter… then you take away our contradiction game…
Izzy: And I like the pop of red in the glasses.
Elsa: Another blingy bow tie.
Izzy: I don’t think Harry Potter would look as good in this one though.
Jude: Ya, probably too much color and maybe too much sparkle.
Izzy: You think it might interfere with the wand and spells and such?
Elsa: Not really the point I was making…
Izzy: I like that the outfit has more subtle bling which complements the tie but doesn’t overpower it.
Jude: Agreed. Just not good wizard-wear.
Izzy: Ohhhhhh, Mabel and Billy Porter are twinning!!
Jude: Twin for the win!
Elsa: So, which one of these two “Wore it Best?” do you think?
Jude: I really don’t think that Harry Potter would wear either one of these looks though.
Elsa: Again. So, not the point.
Izzy: I think Mabel is showing a little more of the cleavage. You knows me loves the cleavage.
Elsa: I know you do… I’ve seen your nip slips a few times.
Jude: I love Mabel’s fringe better. I like that it is more opaque and creates more of a contrast with the garment.
Elsa: I think you’re starting to catch-on, Jude.
Jude: Billy Porter, though I love him dearly, might have overdone it a bit on the accessories. I think the watch and bracelets are just too much considering everything else going on with this outfit.
Elsa: Should we award Mabel with the win?
Izzy: We should award ourselves with some mimosas!
Elsa: Except you…. a Coke will do for you.
The Three Ring Circus and Harry Potter: Stay fabulous, fashionistas!