Izzy: Greetings all you Tickys and Tackys
Elsa: I know what “tacky” is …
Elsa: You’re such a charmer. I’m afraid to ask what a “ticky” is…
Elsa: You can’t answer every question with “you.” This isn’t going to go on all day, is it?
Elsa: Oh, brother.
Izzy: You are both. We all know that you are quite tacky.
Izzy: And if rumor is correct, you are dealing with a case of the tickys too.
Elsa: Well, number one, the rumor is NOT true. And number two… What rumor?
Izzy: Hold on… there’s a tick on your nose….. let me slap it off of you..
Elsa: WHY DID YOU HIT ME?
Izzy: I thought it was a tick. My mistake.
Elsa: I do not have ticks. Or fleas. Or any other infestations.
Izzy: Hold on… there’s a tick on your butt..
Elsa: STOP HITTING ME!
Izzy: Sorry. My mistake again.
Elsa: You’re making a lot of those today.
Izzy: You’re a mistake.
Elsa: I see you’ve been working on your come-backs…
Izzy: I have. Thank you. By the way, I thought of you today.
Elsa: Oh, how sweet!
Izzy: Ya, well it reminded me to take the garbage out.
Elsa: Ohhh…. so you HAVE been working on your comebacks.
Izzy: I told you. Did I tell you that we are featuring your photo today?
Elsa: How sweet!! That’s a great surprise!
Elsa: I think that’s the wrong picture, Izzy. That’s obviously not me.
Izzy: Look closer…
Elsa: Clearly not me.
Izzy: Look closer…
Elsa: I don’t have to look closer. That’s not me. The one on the left IS a dog, but clearly not me.
Izzy: I was looking at the bags of garbage. Isn’t that you? Must be my mistake again… The similarities are stunning.
Elsa: Okay, fine. Your comebacks are getting better… crueler, but more clever.
Izzy: Thank you. So, which do you like better?
Elsa: I have a love-hate relationship with both of these looks.
Izzy: I guess I will indulge you by asking you to explain… I’ll probably regret this because you really have no idea when to stop talking. You just go on… and on.. and on… and on… and babble..
Elsa: … Yes, that’s me alright.
Izzy: Told ya.
Elsa: Annnnnyyyywaayyy… I love the creative side of this. Taking a mundane, utilitarian object like a garbage bag and turning it into couture fashion is genius.
Izzy: From trash to treasure… just like you!
Elsa: Thank you, sorta. But yes, I think that the proportions are great on both dresses.
Izzy: I know what I’m getting you for Christmassss….
EIsa: However, this is obviously an avant garde look and not very practical to wear to a red carpet event.
Izzy; Unless you’re Lady Gaga.
Elsa: Well, that’s true. But Lady Gaga is the exception to lots of rules.
Izzy: Think of all the snacks you sneak into the movies in these dresses!!
Elsa: So, I guess there is a practical application…
Izzy: I’m calling this a tie.
Elsa: Yes. Both dresses are lovely and the idea is interesting. Overall.. two wins.
Izzy: And both make the perfect “sneaking-snacks-into-the-movie” dress!
Izzy: Winner, winner, yummy dinner…..
Elsa: Even your compliments have something to do with food. But he really is a winner!
Izzy: A handsome man no doubt.
Elsa: Well groomed!!!!!!
Izzy: Is that all you ever talk about? Do you own stock in a groomer or something?
Elsa: I just appreciate a well-groomed look. You wouldn’t know what that’s like…
Izzy: Ohhh… ouch!! You pick out your clothes while drunk one time and no one will ever let you forget it.
Elsa: One time! Your jokes really are getting better.
Izzy: You’re a joke!
Elsa: I spoke too soon…
Izzy: If this man wasn’t so HAWT I’d spar with you, but let’s just take a moment of silence to appreciate his beauty.
Elsa: I think that’s enough time.
Elsa: I think you’re more than admiring him. Let’s get back to our show…
Izzy: I was just thinking about his tie… that is all.
Elsa:: Of course you were. It’s an interesting shape, for sure. The pattern is great too. But I love the details on his shirt.
Izzy: Do you like how well pressed it is??
Elsa: You know me so well.
Izzy: What do you think of this? Oh, let me guess… You love that she is well groomed.
Elsa: Ha. Ha. Well, actually I do.
Izzy: Well, I love that she has no pants on! Such freedom.
Elsa: Is there anything about the outfit you like?
Izzy: That’s nice too, but seriously… have you ever gone pant-less? Like no pants at all?? It’s a beautiful thing.
Elsa: Okay. Well, I love the plaid and how she chose to echo the color and bring a pop of red to her neck. But she also kept it from looking too “loud” by grounding the look with a solid black top and glasses. Expertly done.
Izzy: Plus, good job on no pants!
Izzy: That’s a weird looking dog.
Elsa: That’s because it’s not a dog.
Izzy: You’ve seen those hairless cats… I think this is the dog version.
Elsa: I think you need glasses. Correction.. I think you need a new brain.
Izzy: I’ve been called worse by better.
Elsa: This is a pig, Izzy.
Izzy: Oh, well, then she’s beautiful!
Elsa: She is, isn’t she!!
Izzy: More plaid and more black. The perfect combination.
Elsa: I do like the white top with it too. She looks amazing.
Izzy: The real question is, though, what’s in the @tiffanyandco box?
Elsa: It is certainly something better than the box of garbage bags you are giving me for Christmas.
Izzy: I think it was supposed to be delivered to me. But I think she is going to “hog” it…
Elsa: Oh, no…
Izzy: It’s not “hogwash,” Elsa. I think they delivered it to the wrong address. Nevermind, I don’t want to “boar” you with the details…
Elsa: Go back to your terrible come-backs. They’re better than your puns.
Izzy: Oh, stop your “swining”….
Elsa: If I throw some “slop” your way will you stop with the puns?
Izzy: Food!? YES! As long as it’s not bacon… It’s just too soon.
Izzy & Elsa: Stay fabulous, fashionistas!