Izzy: Greetings all you Toilet Papers!
Jude: WHERE!!??? Did you say toilet paper??????
Elsa: Are you TRYING to give us a heart attack!?
Izzy: Ya, Jude, Chill champ!
Elsa: I was talking to you, Izzy! I thought you had toilet paper and I got so excited. And then I saw that it was, well, it was just you.
Izzy: Wow! Thank you so much for that….. You’re just so kind.
Elsa: Ya – well, apparently you have enough toilet paper or you would understand my excitement at the words.
Izzy: You’re usually the prude in all of this and yet you have devoted the first two minutes of our show to the topic of butts.
Jude: Personally, I love butts. Some more than others.
Izzy: I like you, kid.
Elsa: I am beginning to wonder whether or not I should have allowed Jude to join us here on Pawshion Police.
Izzy: You can leave. Jude and I have got this.
Elsa: Oh, you’re a funny one.
Izzy: At least we agree on that.
Jude: I can’t see the butt on this one.
Elsa: Not really the point of the show, Jude.
Izzy: But I bet it’s a nice, small one.
Izzy: Her butt.
Elsa: Enough with the butts!!
Izzy: I like her puffer vest. What do you think of it, Jude?
Jude: It’s puffy and pink.
Izzy: We are still talking about the vest right?
Elsa; Well, I LOVE the color, of course. And I love the soft fur around the hood. But what really brings this look to life, is the checkered leash and harness. It makes for a great contrast.
Izzy: She’s chic with a little bit of a skater dude influence.
Jude: Duuuuude! He looks as cool as me! Almost.
Elsa: I don’t think there is enough room for all of these egos.
Izzy: You can always leave…
Jude: You know what’s cool… those sunglasses and that round thing around his neck.
Elsa: You mean the pendent?
Jude: Well, the round stuff.
Izzy: Round stuff? How much are we paying you to contribute to this fashion show?
Jude: Plus the hoodie is SIK!
Elsa: Oh, the exuberance of youth and vocabulary of the untrained.
Izzy: I do agree that the hoodie with the text is pretty awesome. I like that there is bold text on both the hoodie and the pendant.
Elsa: And as crudely stated as it was, Jude is right. The round shape of the glasses is echoed in the round portions of the pendant and it’s pretty amazing.
Jude: Jude ain’t crude!
Jude: Again with the sunglasses!!
Elsa: They are lovely, aren’t they?
Izzy: The gold rims and the gold chain are all THAT!
Elsa: Let’s not ignore the tiger print. It’s so bold and graphic. I love the fact that Fran decided to pair it with gold toned accessories. It’s a good choice since the print has strong yellow tones.
Izzy: Plus tigers are powerful and I think if she had put on some fragile jewelry, it just wouldn’t have looked right.
Jude: Still can’t see her butt though. I thought we were rating butts today?
Elsa: Why would you EVER think that?
Jude: Something Izzy sent in the email today.
Izzy: Let’s move on to the next look, shall we?
Jude: FINALLLLLY! An arse!!
Izzy: And a nice one at that.
Elsa: So much for this being a classy, family-friendly show.
Izzy: That went out the window A LONG time ago.
Elsa: Isn’t this an exciting “Who Wore it Best?”
Izzy: Two fashionistas in the house!!!
Elsa: I don’t think we will ever be able to choose a winner, so let’s just appreciate the looks.
Jude: I’ll go first. I think the pup takes all! It’s an awesomely grey color and well combed. And even though she’s sitting on it, we are still able to see it. The lady, on the other hand, I can’t even see her butt.
Elsa: Oh, boy. As I was saying, let’s just appreciate these looks because they are both fabulous. Gwen’s outfit is beautifully crafted and tailored. Original in design. Accessories are perfect. But so is the other look!
Izzy: I love the ornate beads and appliques and the rope details around the trim. I’d have to say that I love the color of the dog’s top a little better. I like the yellow tone.
Elsa: They are both stunning, aren’t they? Well, I guess that concludes our show.
Izzy: It’s drinks-o-clock!!!!!
Jude: So, next week is the butt show?
Izzy and Elsa (but not Jude): Stay fabulous, fashionistas!