Izzy the Frenchie: Greetings all you Tutus and Pixie Dusts!
Elsa: I like this sweet, gentle Izzy. It’s quite lovely.
Izzy: I’d hug you right now, but neither of us wants that.
Elsa: Fair enough. Why the greeting sans the insults, sexual innuendos and cuss words?
Izzy: Today, I am channeling my inner JoJo Siwa.
Elsa: That will be a nice change of pace. I’ll trade the typically harsh, brash and offensive Izzy in for a little bit of bows and sparkle!
Izzy: Oh, I’m bringing the unicorns and rainbows today, Baby.
Elsa: I hope all this pixie dust does something to improve your typical meanspiriedness.
Izzy: I hope all those edibles do something for your typical bitchines.
Elsa: What?
Izzy: Nothing. I baked brownies for you!
Elsa: How sweet. Thank you.
Izzy: Uh-huh.
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Izzy: WhatdidItellya?
Elsa: Those are two very lovely unicorns! You did not disappoint.
Izzy: Correction. Technically, one unicorn and one unipig. Totally different species.
Elsa: But both are so lovely. I don’t even know where to start with discussing these lovely looks.
Izzy: How about starting with another brownie…
Elsa: They are very tasty. I guess one more won’t hurt.
Izzy: There ya go… nice and easy.
Elsa: The soft colors, flowers, pearls and tulle… I’m swooning.
Izzy: Maybe it’s the brownies…
Elsa: What?
Izzy: I said that I agree with you! I’m swooning a lil bit too.
Elsa: These are such delicious brownies. Not only do they taste delicious, but just eating them makes me feel…good. What’s the recipe?
Izzy: You know, the usual… Betty Crocker brownie mix with a special ingredient. Or two.
Elsa: You’ll have to give me that recipe!
Izzy: Mmmm…. It’s a secret family type thing. I can’t.
Elsa: Well, then you’ll just have to give me more brownies!
Izzy: I just so happen to have more… here.
Elsa: Wooo HOooo!
Izzy: Ya… So, the looks here are delicate and light-hearted and a lot of fun to see. And I bet that the unipig is pretty tasty too. You know, with a side of hashbrowns and pancakes.
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Elsa: We don’t eat our friends, Izzy.
Izzy: I haven’t met that particular unipig so….
Elsa: Yawwnnnn
Izzy: Are ya sleepy?
Elsa: A little bit, yes. Just very relaxed. I think it’s all these lovely pastel colors. This one is so beautiful too. The delightful …. ummm… what is that thing that ballet dancers wear?
Izzy: You mean… a tutu?
Elsa: Right.
Izzy: Oh, here’s a corner brownie… those are the best.
Elsa: They really are… I shouldn’t.
Izzy: Naw… your butt can’t get any bigger than it already is… here…
Elsa: They are delicious. Thank you.
Izzy: And that beautiful rainbow bow with a little sparkle. What did I say? Lots of delicate crap today.
Elsa:
Izzy: Elsa?
Elsa: Mmmmmmm…
Izzy: Licking the plate, are we?
Elsa: MMmmmm hmmm.
Izzy: You must be stoned to not comment on the pastel colors and sparkle.
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Elsa: That looks like a dog.
Izzy: Good observation.
Elsa: And I think he has a bow tie on?
Izzy: Again. Good observation.
Elsa: Well, I think that he has TWO bow ties on…
Izzy: Is that how many you’re seeing?
Elsa: Now it’s three!!
Izzy: Which is your favorite?
Elsa: I like the blue one. It’s blue like… like… blue stuff.
Izzy: Yes, exactly like that blue stuff.
Elsa: It’s smooth too. Like my sofa.
Izzy: You do have a leather sofa. So, yes. But this is vegan leather. So I don’t want to hear anything about not eating or wearing my friends.
Elsa: And that banana is so … pretty.
Izzy: Are you crying?
Elsa: It’s just so beautiful. The.. banana…
Izzy: The bandana… right.
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Izzy: Check out these pastel blue outfits, Elsa.
Elsa:
Izzy: Umm… Elsa?
Elsa:
Izzy: Yooouu whooo!
Elsa:
Izzy: FINALLY! So, apparently we can end this show on a good note since Elsa seems to have… for no apparent reason.. certainly not because of some tainted brownies… fallen asleep. So…
Elsa: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Izzy: So, let me just say that as much as I think Katie Welch is the bomb, I have to give this Who Wore It Best to the lovely Sizzle. The addition of the accessories really elevates this look.
Elsa: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Izzy: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!
Izzy: And I’m off to enjoy some brownies too!
