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Tutus and Pixie Dusts!

October 15, 2021

Izzy the Frenchie: Greetings all you Tutus and Pixie Dusts!
Elsa: I like this sweet, gentle Izzy. It’s quite lovely.
Izzy: I’d hug you right now, but neither of us wants that.
Elsa: Fair enough. Why the greeting sans the insults, sexual innuendos and cuss words?
Izzy: Today, I am channeling my inner JoJo Siwa.
Elsa: That will be a nice change of pace. I’ll trade the typically harsh, brash and offensive Izzy in for a little bit of bows and sparkle!
Izzy: Oh, I’m bringing the unicorns and rainbows today, Baby.
Elsa: I hope all this pixie dust does something to improve your typical meanspiriedness.
Izzy: I hope all those edibles do something for your typical bitchines.
Elsa: What?
Izzy: Nothing. I baked brownies for you!
Elsa: How sweet. Thank you.
Izzy: Uh-huh.

 

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Izzy: WhatdidItellya?
Elsa: Those are two very lovely unicorns! You did not disappoint.
Izzy: Correction. Technically, one unicorn and one unipig. Totally different species.
Elsa: But both are so lovely. I don’t even know where to start with discussing these lovely looks.
Izzy: How about starting with another brownie…
Elsa: They are very tasty. I guess one more won’t hurt.
Izzy: There ya go… nice and easy.
Elsa: The soft colors, flowers, pearls and tulle… I’m swooning.
Izzy: Maybe it’s the brownies…
Elsa: What?
Izzy: I said that I agree with you! I’m swooning a lil bit too.
Elsa: These are such delicious brownies. Not only do they taste delicious, but just eating them makes me feel…good. What’s the recipe?
Izzy: You know, the usual… Betty Crocker brownie mix with a special ingredient. Or two.
Elsa: You’ll have to give me that recipe!
Izzy: Mmmm…. It’s a secret family type thing. I can’t.
Elsa: Well, then you’ll just have to give me more brownies!
Izzy: I just so happen to have more… here.
Elsa: Wooo HOooo!
Izzy: Ya… So, the looks here are delicate and light-hearted and a lot of fun to see. And I bet that the unipig is pretty tasty too. You know, with a side of hashbrowns and pancakes.

 

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Elsa: We don’t eat our friends, Izzy.
Izzy: I haven’t met that particular unipig so….
Elsa: Yawwnnnn
Izzy: Are ya sleepy?
Elsa: A little bit, yes. Just very relaxed. I think it’s all these lovely pastel colors. This one is so beautiful too. The delightful …. ummm… what is that thing that ballet dancers wear?
Izzy: You mean… a tutu?
Elsa: Right.
Izzy: Oh, here’s a corner brownie… those are the best.
Elsa: They really are… I shouldn’t.
Izzy: Naw… your butt can’t get any bigger than it already is… here…
Elsa: They are delicious. Thank you.
Izzy: And that beautiful rainbow bow with a little sparkle. What did I say? Lots of delicate crap today.
Elsa:
Izzy: Elsa?
Elsa:  Mmmmmmm…
Izzy: Licking the plate, are we?
Elsa: MMmmmm hmmm.
Izzy: You must be stoned to not comment on the pastel colors and sparkle.

 

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Elsa: That looks like a dog.
Izzy: Good observation.
Elsa: And I think he has a bow tie on?
Izzy: Again. Good observation.
Elsa: Well, I think that he has TWO bow ties on…
Izzy: Is that how many you’re seeing?
Elsa: Now it’s three!!
Izzy: Which is your favorite?
Elsa: I like the blue one. It’s blue like… like… blue stuff.
Izzy: Yes, exactly like that blue stuff.

Elsa: It’s smooth too. Like my sofa.

Izzy: You do have a leather sofa. So, yes. But this is vegan leather. So I don’t want to hear anything about not eating or wearing my friends.
Elsa: And that banana is so … pretty.
Izzy: Are you crying?
Elsa: It’s just so beautiful. The.. banana…
Izzy: The bandana… right.

 

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A post shared by Sizzle the Sweetheart (@sizzle_reel_cute)


Izzy: Check out these pastel blue outfits, Elsa.
Elsa:
Izzy: Umm… Elsa?
Elsa:

Izzy: Yooouu whooo!
Elsa:
Izzy: FINALLY!  So, apparently we can end this show on a good note since Elsa seems to have… for no apparent reason.. certainly not because of some tainted brownies… fallen asleep. So…
Elsa: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Izzy: So, let me just say that as much as I think Katie Welch is the bomb, I have to give this Who Wore It Best to the lovely Sizzle. The addition of the accessories really elevates this look.
Elsa:  Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Izzy: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!
Izzy: And I’m off to enjoy some brownies too!
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Izzy the Frenchie has become a well-known voice in canine fashion. She has been featured in Paper Magazines “Break the Internet Issue”, as well as Vanity Fair, Vogue, TMZ, Entertainment Tonight, The View, and more. Referred to as the pint sized Joan Rivers, she known for her fiesty opinions and sassy attitude. She divides her time between Washington, DC, New York City and the Hamptons.

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Elsa, The Frenchie Furbaby, was born in California and lives in Texas. She has become known for her fashion sense and style. Instagram friends describe her style as classy and sophisticated with a bit of flare and spunk! She loves styling unique looks and thinking out of the box when it comes to pet fashion. When she isn’t modeling the latest pet fashions she loves helping friends that reach out to her on Instagram for styling tips and looks.

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