Izzy: Greetings all you Weaks and Ends!
Elsa: Awww…. the weekend.
Izzy: Maybe I should reword this… Greetings all you Weaklings and Butts!
Elsa: That really doesn’t make sense.
Izzy: And since when do we have to make sense?
Elsa: Apparently never?
Izzy: Finally, you see it my way.
Elsa: I wouldn’t go that far, Izzy. Acknowledgement of the truth does not equal agreement.
Izzy: Give it more time and you will soon be willing to see things my way.
Elsa: I highly doubt that, but I do think that we can find some common-ground on most topics.
Izzy: Let’s see about that…
https://www.instagram.com/p/B2ofsXAJQ5G/
Elsa: Can we agree that this look is top-notch?
Izzy: Yes, finally something we can agree upon.
Elsa: My favorite part of this look is the chic strength that it exudes. Even though this dog is little and fuzzy and adorable, there is a bit of a…
Izzy: Badass?
Elsa: Right. The clothing brings out the toughness and edginess. Yet, there is a soft, kindness in Brady’s eyes.
Izzy: Oh, geeze.
Elsa: Well, there is.
Izzy: My favorite part… Brady composed this photo like a boss! The geometric pattern on his top is echoed in the rug.
Elsa: That is wonderful.
Izzy: I wonder if he hires people to carry that rug around for him because it matches his outfit.
Elsa: I’m pretty sure the rug is stationary.
Izzy: I mean, I do that.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BgBkyQhhgtv/
Izzy: And the badasses just keep on coming.
Elsa: I do love the quiet strength. The bold, thick leather gives a very masculine vibe. But the look is softened with a beret. Such a great look.
Izzy: The hardware on the collar also adds interest.
Elsa: I see a fleur de lis pattern. Maybe that’s why he chose the beret.
Izzy: Or MAYBE he’s a part of the French military.
Elsa: Do you think that is likely?
Izzy: I do think that it is likely. I love a man in uniform, but I love a man out of uniform a little more.
Elsa: What is your obsession with nakedness?
Izzy: If yous gots it… flaunts it.
Elsa: Apparently that’s why you’ve been wearing bulky sweaters lately…
Izzy: NO! It’s COLD!
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs_cxPXBcZX/
Elsa: Well, I adore this outfit too!
Izzy: It’s Badass Day here on Pawshion Police.
Elsa: CHIC Badass Day! Even though the looks have been tough and strong, there has also been an elegance and class to them too. Like this look for instance. The spiked collar gives a distinctly tough look, but the soft, heather grey top makes this look so chic.
Izzy: I need a collar like that. Everytime you get near me, I can jab you.
Elsa: I’ve been socially distancing, so I don’t think that is necessary.
Izzy: Maybe I’ll get one with six foot, one inch spikes. Then I can jab at anyone who gets too close.
Elsa: Isn’t that going to be detrimental to your love life?
Izzy: You’re right. Maybe I’ll only wear it when I’m around you.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CD2JfeqBOUn/
Elsa: Oh, goodness. This is quite a match-up for Who Wore it Best?
Izzy: I love Kylie Jenner, but the fake boobs are really obvious in this look.
Elsa: So, you notice that Kylie Jenner may have had breast implants, but you think the dog’s breasts are…natural?
Izzy: Yes.
Elsa: Okay, then. Well, I am going to have to give this win to Kylie because I feel as if the other look has just a little too much going on.
Izzy: I’m giving this win to the dog because … natural boobs.
Elsa: That’s an odd reason to give a win.
Izzy: Well, I can’t see their butts, or that would be the criteria.
Elsa: Which does make…more sense….?
Izzy: I like the animal prints equally, so how else should I decide.
Elsa: I don’t think I will ever fully understand you.
Izzy: Stand in line — I don’t understand myself.
Elsa: Shall we?
Izzy: If you are referring to cocktails? Then we shallllll….
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!
