Izzy: Greetings all you Wines and Cheeses!
Elsa: Yummy!!! That sounds gooooood.
Izzy: You want to eat our audience? And you get on my case for being rude…
Elsa: I was thinking of REAL wine and REAL cheese. Doesn’t that sound good right now?
Izzy: In the LITERAL sense of the words, sure. But that’s not what I meant.
Elsa: Why does everything have to be complicated with you?
Izzy: I’m a complicated gal, what can I say?
Elsa: So, what did you mean…..
Izzy: Whiners and Cheesy people… that’s all. Now that you’ve ruined it.
Elsa: You had a joke about cheese and wine.. I mean, whine, didn’t you?
Izzy: Yes. But you ruined it.
Elsa: I’m truly, truly sorry that I “ruined” your, most likely, horrible joke.
Izzy: Ohhhh… I see how it is….
Elsa: Let’s not fight about this…
Izzy: Fine. But this,hunny, is worth fighting over. He’s fiiiiinnnnneee…
Elsa: He always looks impeccable, doesn’t he?
Izzy: He’s hot in a smart-professor-kinda-way.
Elsa: He does look scholarly but in a fun and young way. I love the window pane pattern in his bow tie. It goes so nicely with the tweed fabric of the hat. Superb!
Izzy: The large buttons on the sleeves are a fun addition too. I like big buttons. I can get them undone faster.
Elsa: You know what would make it even easier…. If your fingers weren’t so chubby……
Izzy: If my fingers weren’t so chubby you might not see when I flip you off!
Elsa: You were saying… you like the large buttons.
Izzy: Yes. I mean, I can undress people a lot faster that way.
Elsa: You mean for fashion shows?
Izzy: Sure. That’s what I mean.
Elsa: A totally different, yet just as chic, way to wear a bow tie.
Izzy: I LOVE that he wore a bow tie with a sweatshirt. It’s the perfect juxtaposition of fancy with casual.
Elsa: Juxtaposition? Oh, my GOODNESS!!! I just realized something.
Izzy: That we are an example of a juxtaposition of beauty …me… and ugly… you.
Elsa: I just realized two things…. that you used a big word CORRECTLY for like, the first time.
Elsa: And that you’re horrible. Well, I guess I didn’t JUST realize that.
Izzy: I really don’t care what you think of me because it can’t be half as bad as what I’m thinking of you right now….
Elsa: Soooooo…. bow ties and sweatshirts. I think he could go just about anywhere with this outfit. Maybe not a black tie affair, but just about anything from casual to business casual.
Izzy: And I like that the tips of the ties on his sweatshirt strings match his bow tie. It’s badass.
Elsa: This is so simple and so classic. Look at the power of a beret!
Izzy: It’s a great hat, but I don’t think it has superpowers, idiot.
Elsa: I don’t know, I think it has the power to turn a rather ordinary outfit into something extraordinary.
Izzy: The glasses are great too. They add a little modern twist.
Elsa: And a little mystique too…
Izzy: Also, they’re good for blocking out light in case of a hang-over. So, practical too!!
Elsa: Too much wine and cheese, right?
Izzy: Speaking of wine… what did the grape say when it was crushed?
Elsa: Oh, you’re going to fit that joke in after-all, aren’t you? Umm.. I don’t know.
Izzy: Nothing. It just let out a little wine…. ba-dum-dum
Elsa: Dum-dum is right.
Izzy: Did you think it was “cheesy?”
Elsa: No cheesier than you are.
Izzy: Thank you!!!
Elsa: Ohhhh goodness!!! No cheese or reason to whine here. This is so much fun!
Izzy: I hate when it’s so close. I hate hard stuff.
Elsa: Well, they both look great, that’s for sure. But do you have a preference?
Izzy: I prefer both of them.
Elsa: I don’t think it works like that. How about if I start…
Izzy: Always trying to steal the spotlight…
Elsa: Would you like to go first?
Izzy: No. It’s fine. You go ahead. Those of us who shine from the inside don’t need the spotlight.
Elsa: Okay then…. Kacey Musgraves looks DIVINE!!!!
Izzy: Of course you like it. It’s pink. It’s poofy. It’s sparkly. It’s very you.
Elsa: I love all those things, but I love the fullness around her neck and I love the tiers on her dress.
Izzy: She does look awesome! Like really pretty cotton candy.
Izzy: But Cookie looks pretty awesome too. I like that she modified the look to make it her own. Her beautiful hair is so long and lush.
Elsa: Yes, she made a good choice. She opted for a slightly less poofy version of the dress to compensate for the fullness of her fur. Very smart.
Elsa: Let’s call this a tie because they both look so beautiful!
Elsa: You agree with me? No argument?
Izzy: Here’s a fun fact! I just don’t care anymore.
Elsa: You’re hungry, aren’t you?
Izzy: It’s wine-o-clock.
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!