Izzy: Greetings all you, Yikes and Big Yikes!
Jude: Varying degrees of yikes?
Elsa: Don’t even try to understand her, Jude. It’s a lost cause.
Izzy: Wha!? I am the most understandableish person in the world.
Elsa: Uh-huh…. Yes, you are incredibly understandableish.
Jude: So, this is how the show is going to go….
Elsa: No different than Izzy’s usual incoherent ramblings and off-topic discussions.
Izzy: I refute the incoherent ramblings.
Elsa: But not the off-topic discussions?
Izzy: Did you hear that America’s Got Talent got renewed for 2021?
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Elsa: This pup sure has talent!!
Izzy: Why do you do that?
Elsa: Do what?
Izzy: Circle back to the fashions from my off-topic rants?
Elsa: Because… this is a fashion show… and your off-topic rants are… off-topic.
Izzy: Whatever.
Jude: I do like this spicy cold-weather look.
Elsa: How very fashion-y of you, Jude.
Jude: Someone has to do it.
Izzy: Glad it’s not me.
Elsa: I do love this look too.The warm colors and the soft fabrics make this outfit so rich and interesting. The pops of orange and repeated patterns looks so deliberate and amazing.
Izzy: What do you call a defective boomerang?
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Elsa: You’re staying off-topic just to spite me.
Izzy: I’m staying off-topic IN SPITE of you. So??
Elsa: So… what?
Izzy: What do you call a defective boomerang?
Elsa: Another spicy nugget!
Izzy: NOPE! A stick.
Elsa: What?
Izzy: A defective boomerang is called a stick, not a spicy nugget. Duh.
Elsa: Oh, goodness. This amazing guest looks like a wonderful spicy little nugget.
Jude: What exactly is a spicy nugget?
Izzy: Sounds yummy.
Elsa: This is an amazing outfit full of all kinds of spicy, warm colors that will help keep the chilly weather tolerable.
Izzy: His neck fur and his serpa vest totally match.
Jude: Except that the vest is green.
Izzy: True.
Elsa: At least you’re talking about the clothes…
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Izzy: Now this is badass.
Elsa: At least you’re discussing clothes rather than incoherent gibberish, television shows and corny jokes.
Izzy: My jokes are not corny.
Elsa: Kinda not the point.
Jude: This outfit is modern but has a little bit of a vintage vibe. The acid washed jean-jacket looks like it was born in the 1980s.
Elsa: How do you even know what the 1980s looked like?
Jude: NETFLIX!
Izzy: Oh, did you hear that a show called, “Night Teeth” is coming to Netflix? I really need some night teeth if that is a real thing.
Elsa: Okay, then. The graphic tee, even though the image is vintage, is very modern and on-trend. And yes, the denim does echo the fashions of a few decades ago, but is also hot right now.
Jude: Everything old is new again.
Izzy: Except for Elsa. She’s just old.
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Izzy: My Cussing Hero!!!!
Elsa: Is there such a thing as a “Cussing Hero,” Izzy?
Izzy: I just said it… didn’t you hear me.. of course. Samuel L. Jackson has the most amazing vocabulary.
Jude: Like what, Izzy?
Izzy: Well, he’s most famous for using the word “MotherF….
Elsa: … IZZY! This is a family show and Jude is not old enough to hear words like that.
Jude: Like what?
Elsa: Fudge. That’s what Izzy was going to say… Motherfudger.
Izzy: I’ll tell you later, Jude.
Elsa: ANYWAY… I am in-love with Chico and his wonderful underbite.
Izzy: He looks pissed all the time. He is my spirit animal.
Elsa: In case you haven’t noticed… you ARE an animal.
Izzy: Says all my lovahs….
Jude: What does that mean?
Izzy: You and I are going to have a long conversation after the show.
Elsa: Um… no. But I also love Samuel L. Jackson. Both look amazing. Both own their looks. This HAS got to be a tie.
Izzy: Elsa, you made me want fudge.
Jude: Should we get some motherfudger?
Elsa: Oh, goodness…
Izzy: And some spicy nuggets and night teeth…
Izzy and Elsa: Stay fabulous, Fashionistas!
