The best and worst in canine fashion.
Izzy the Frenchie: Greetings all you Activists and What-ever-the-opposite-of-Activists Ares! Elsa: Inactivist? Izzy: Deactivist? Sit-on-your-butters? Elsa: I know you have been an advocate for several worthy causes in the past, but what are you …. Izzy: Activating? Elsa: You mean advocating? Izzy: I don’t know.. you’re the one who said it. Or.. didn’t say it.Continue Reading
Izzy the Frenchie: Greetings all you, Stabbers in the Backers! Elsa: You seem… upset? Izzy: I could have said, “Greetings all you Benedict Arnolds and Judas Iscariots.” Elsa: I’m sensing that you are feeling… betrayed. Izzy: Or I could have said, “Greetings all you ELSAS!” You know… they all mean the same thing. Elsa: ME?Continue Reading
Izzy the Frenchie: Greetings all you Red Lights and Green Lights! Elsa: I love Red Light Green Light… Let’s play! Izzy: Sure. Only if I get to shout out the commands. Elsa: We can take turns!! Izzy: And only if we play Squid Game style. Elsa: I haven’t watched the show, but that sounds fun.Continue Reading
Izzy the Frenchie: Greetings all you Bitches and Witches! Elsa: Yeah! A Halloween show! Izzy: Actually… It’s a show dedicated to you. Hence the greeting. Elsa: I don’t know if I should be flattered or… Izzy: It’s a pretty safe bet that if you are trying to analyze a statement that I have made ABOUTContinue Reading
Izzy the Frenchie: Greetings all you Pat-Downs and Phone Taps. Elsa: Uh-oh. Are you in some sort of trouble? Izzy: WHAaaa? Meee?? Elsa: I mean with the phone taps comment…. Izzy: I am not in any type of legal trouble. Elsa: The pat down.. well, that’s a typical Friday afternoon in your world. Izzy: ThatContinue Reading
Izzy the Frenchie: Greetings all you Tutus and Pixie Dusts! Elsa: I like this sweet, gentle Izzy. It’s quite lovely. Izzy: I’d hug you right now, but neither of us wants that. Elsa: Fair enough. Why the greeting sans the insults, sexual innuendos and cuss words? Izzy: Today, I am channeling my inner JoJo Siwa.Continue Reading
Izzy the Frenchie: REPRESENTATIVE!! Elsa: Hello? Izzy: REP. RE SENT. A. TIVE!!!!!! Elsa: You do know that we are on the air… Izzy: I’ve been on hold for 25 minutes… I’m not giving-up now. Elsa: Wouldn’t want a nationally recognized, award-winning show to stand in the way of your personal phone calls. Izzy: Wouldn’t wantContinue Reading
Izzy the Frenchie: Greetings all you Horseradishes and Hors D’oeuvres. Elsa: Uh-oh… Izzy: Wha??? Elsa: I don’t like where this is possibly headed. Izzy: Does it look like it is going to be a “horror” show? Elsa: You were contacted by the FCC about your cussing again, weren’t you? Izzy: Yes… and it was whorrendous.Continue Reading
Izzy the Frenchie: Greetings all you Googles and Yahoos! Elsa: Been spending time on the internet? Izzy: I do my research! Elsa: Research on…. fashion? Izzy: That too. Elsa: Slang words for private parts? Izzy: That’s so last week. Elsa: Dating app? Izzy: Noooo… wait, yes, actually. Elsa: Have times gotten so tough that youContinue Reading
Izzy the Frenchie: Greetings all you Patticakes and Giggleberries! Elsa: How sweet! Patty-cake, Patty-cake… Baker’s man… So cute. But what is a giggleberry? Izzy: Google it. Elsa: I would imagine it is some adorable little berry that blooms with a pretty flower? Izzy: Google it. Elsa: Okay… googling… It’s a … I don’t see much.Continue Reading
