Izzy: Greetings all you Weaks and Ends! Elsa: Awww…. the weekend. Izzy: Maybe I should reword this… Greetings all you Weaklings and Butts! Elsa: That really doesn’t make sense. Izzy: And since when do we have to make sense? Elsa: Apparently never? Izzy: Finally, you see it my way. Elsa: I wouldn’t go that far,Continue Reading
Weaks and Ends!
Hammers and Nails!
Izzy: Greetings all you Hammers and Nails! Elsa: Hammered? That has to be about you… Izzy: Thank you for noticing… Nailed might be consistent for me too.. Jude: Ummm…. there’s a kid here…. Family show… Izzy: Yeah, ELSA…. talking about being hammered… sheeshhhh. Elsa: Yes, that’s the worst thing that has ever been discussed onContinue Reading
Snores and Scores!
Izzy: Greetings all you Snores and Scores! Elsa: All of our viewers are Scores! They are all winners. Izzy: I wasn’t talking about our viewers… HEY Viewers!! There. I bet you believe in participation trophies too. Elsa: So you were talking about… Izzy: I was greeting you and me. Elsa: I can only guess whichContinue Reading
Guys and Dolls!
Izzy: Greetings all you Guys and Dolls! Jude: And Cats! Elsa: Well, and dogs too. I mean, we don’t want to discriminate against any group, particularly not our primary audience… which is likely to be dogs and their human friends. Izzy: Oh, Mamma Mia!! You’re an idiot! Jude: We are doing a “musical” theme, dummy.Continue Reading
Rose Colored Glasses and Tinted Windows
Izzy: Greetings all you Rose Colored Glasses and Tinted Windows. Elsa: Which are you? Izzy: I am behind the tinted windows of the stretch limousine. Elsa: I assume I’m the rose colored glasses because I love the color pink. Izzy: You are the rose colored glasses because you need something to conceal those bags underContinue Reading
Alley Cats and Stray Dogs
Izzy: Greetings all you Alley Cats and Stray Dogs. Jude: You may be a dog in body, but you’re really more of an ally cat in spirit. Izzy: I am. Elsa: Surprised you would agree so easily. Izzy: I’m not one to turn-down a compliment. Elsa: That wasn’t exactly a compliment… you know what, nevermind.Continue Reading
Bookworms and Exterminators!
Izzy: Greetings all you Bookworms and Exterminators! Elsa: That’s not a pleasant thought… either one, exactly. Izzy: Well, the bookworm of which I refer could also be an avid reader. Elsa: The unpleasant part was the exterminator… killing all those innocent worms. Izzy: Or readers. Elsa: Was this your awkward attempt to make the announcement…Continue Reading
Pieces of the Puzzle!
Izzy: Greetings all you Pieces of the Puzzle! Elsa: What a lovely thought. That all of us are interconnected and create a beautiful picture when we exercise unity and cooperation. Izzy: Sure. Jude: You were just putting together a puzzle, weren’t you? Izzy: Yaaass. Elsa: So you weren’t thinking that we were all pieces ofContinue Reading
Prissies and Missies!
Izzy: Greetings all you Prissies and Missies! Elsa: Greetings, Izzy and all of our viewers. Izzy: No snarky comment? No corrections? No passive-aggressive slams? Elsa: Izzy, I do believe that in a civilized society, we should all try to govern our own behaviors with the utmost of politeness and compassion. Izzy: So, what you areContinue Reading
Side-tracks and Side-kicks!
Izzy: Greetings all you Side-tracks and Side-kicks! Elsa: If there was ever a greeting that fits you — it’s Side-Track. Izzy: WHhhhhhaaaaaaaaa? Elsa: Must we review? Izzy: Apparently… Elsa: This is a fashion show, but how often do you actually talk about fashion? Izzy: Oh, that reminds me! I brought a bunch of snacks withContinue Reading
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