Izzy: Greetings all you army brats and cool cats. Elsa: Speaking of cool cats…I’m excited about our show today because we have a very chic feline on the roster. Izzy: Did you say rooster? Elsa: No. Roster. Izzy: Oh, well, you bring-up cats and chicken and you don’t even have snacks. Elsa: I thought youContinue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you bumble bees and spring flowers! Elsa: Well, that was pleasant! Izzy: I can be pleasant. Elsa: You just choose not to be?? Izzy: Hey!! I’m as pleasant as a meadow of wildflowers. Elsa: VERY wildflowers! Izzy: I don’t know if I resent or resemble that remark. Elsa: I’m glad you’re inContinue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you Sequins and Bow Ties! Elsa: Sounds like a fancy show today!! Izzy: Of course! I’m one sophisticated hussy! Elsa: That’s one way to say it. Are you sure that you want to refer to yourself as a “hussy” all the time? Izzy: I don’t say it all the time. I usuallyContinue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you superheroes and villains! Elsa: Hopefully there aren’t too many villains watching our show. This is a family show after all. Izzy: Since when? Elsa: Since you stopped day drinking. Izzy: Bitch! Damn! There. Now it’s not a family show anymore. Elsa: A noble goal?? Izzy: Not cursing makes me nervous. Elsa:Continue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you investors and devested! Elsa: You’re never dull. Izzy: Thank you! I’m confident that that is a compliment. Elsa: Possibly. Izzy: I’m clever! Have you seen our lovely guests this week? Elsa: Yes. But investors?? They all could be investors, I suppose, but devested? They are all clothed Izzy. Izzy: Clothed in….Continue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you Joeys… Elsa: You’ve been to Australia? Izzy: Chandlers.. Rachels…. Elsa: Monicas? Phoebes? Izzy: And don’t forget Ross! Elsa: Friends! Izzy: Right! Greetings Friends! Elsa: You’re liking your Netflix subscription, aren’t you? Izzy: I’m an old married lady now, so I have to get into the housewife mindset. Netflix and chill….my bitches.Continue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you Rums and Cokes. Elsa: Day drinking again? Izzy: I wish!! I’m just dreaming of night drinking. I’m totally sober today. Elsa: Is this a new concept for you? Totally sober while doing the show? Izzy: Ummm.. noooo… not at all new. I’m ALWAYS totally sober while doing the show. Elsa: ThatContinue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you Bambi’s and Thumpers! Elsa: Been binge watching Disney films? Izzy: No, not those kinds of Bambi’s and Thumpers. Elsa: You’re a married woman. Izzy: Married. Not dead. Elsa: You really like to live on the edge, don’t you? Izzy: That’s part of my charm! Elsa: If you say so…. Izzy: IContinue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you dog tags and flea bags! Elsa: Offensive much? Izzy: It was a rhyme. Just a rhyme. I feel as if you are trying to thwart my poetry. Elsa: I’m not trying to interfere with your…. poetry? But maybe your “poetry” can focus on butterflies and blue skies and be less offensiveContinue Reading

Elsa: Welcome all you Love Birds and especially our favorite Bride, Izzy and Groom, Filmore Dean! Izzy: I can’t believe I married my Boo! It was the most beautiful wedding and perfect day! And of course I loved all the attention on me! Elsa: I hope he knows what he’s gotten himself into! Speaking ofContinue Reading