Pawshion Police

Izzy: Greetings all you fakers and shakers. Elsa: I think that the phrase is “movers and shakers” Izzy: Movers doesn’t rhyme with shakers. Elsa: But really, does it have to rhyme? Izzy: Don’t they rhyme all the time? Elsa: They don’t usually rhyme. Then again they don’t usually make sense either so… Izzy: The onlyContinue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you Tickys and Tackys Elsa: I know what “tacky” is … Izzy: You! Elsa: You’re such a charmer. I’m afraid to ask what a “ticky” is… Izzy: YOU! Elsa: You can’t answer every question with “you.” This isn’t going to go on all day, is it? Izzy: You. Elsa: Oh, brother. Izzy:Continue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you Hams and Cheese-s. Cheesess? Cheeseys? Elsa: Don’t hurt yourself there. Izzy: How do you pluralize Cheese? Cheeses? Elsa: Cheeses. Yes. Izzy: That doesn’t sound right. Cheeses. Elsa: Can we move on? Izzy: They should have a word for it. Elsa: They do. It’s cheeses. Izzy: I mean a different word. Elsa:Continue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you Boxers and Briefs. Elsa: It would be really nice to have a greeting that was free of anatomical or scatological references. Izzy: I did not mention any part of the body or any secretions there-of. Elsa: Fair enough. It would be really nice to have a greeting that was free ofContinue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you hair bands and hair bands. Elsa: Is there an echo in here? Izzy: Is there an echo in here… here… here? Yes. Elsa: You like repeating yourself and me, apparently. Izzy: Hair bands and hair bands are different. Elsa: Yes, very. I totally absolutely know that you are crazy. Izzy: WhenContinue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you taters, tots, breads, butters, cookies, creams, porks and beans. Elsa: That’s a long list of viewers. Izzy: Part of that was my grocery list. Just saving time. Elsa: Muti-tasking, huh? I would hate for our little show here to interfere with your errands. Izzy: Oh, it’s not. As if I doContinue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you butterflies, sunshines and rainbows! Elsa: That’s so lovely and so much less crass than your usual greeting. Izzy: You’ll love the guests this week… it’s all sunshine and roses and fairy dust. Unicorns and pretty flowers with a dash of sugar. Elsa: Well, that does sound like a beautiful show. Izzy:Continue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you Lemonade Stands and Pig Butts. Elsa: Okay, wait.. what? Izzy: Lemonade stands and pig butts. Elsa: Lemonade stands….. summer…. hot weather….  Izzy: Not even close. Elsa: Pig butts? Enlighten me, oh, weird one.  Izzy: What color is lemonade? Elsa: Yellow. Izzy: No it’s not. Elsa: Last time I checked, yes, lemonsContinue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you Poohs and Piglets! Elsa: Oh, how sweet!! I love Pooh and Piglet. They are so adorable and such a great example of true friendship. Izzy: Ya, well, I figured you’d like it better than the original draft of my greeting.  Elsa: Do I want to know what what it was? Izzy:Continue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you Peeks and Boos! Elsa: Aww… Hello, to you, my boo! Izzy: You’re sure that I’m not your peek? Elsa: You’re my boo! Wait…. what do you mean? Izzy: Remember that beautiful @tiffanyandco vase I gave you last year for Christmas? Elsa: Of course! I treasure it. It’s the perfect place toContinue Reading