Izzy: Greetings all you Forks and Power Outlets! Elsa: Those two things don’t go together. Izzy: Then why do 4.7 billion people die from putting them together every year. Elsa: Where did you get that statistic? Izzy: The World. Wide. Web. And… Elsa: And Izzy: My head. Elsa: I think those numbers are inflated. Izzy:Continue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you Small Potatoes and Big Wigs! Elsa: Which are you? Izzy: I’m a big wig who loves those sweet potatoes. Elsa: You said, “small potatoes.” Izzy: Well, I’m not that… but I do like to eat potatoes. Elsa: I really hope that this show doesn’t end with you being hungry and talkingContinue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you Losers and Boozers!! Jude: How do you do that!?? Every week you come-up with such fantastic greetings. Elsa: Excuse me??  Are you calling our viewers, losers? Izzy:  I’m possibly calling some people losers, but no everyone in general. Oh, or boozers. They can choose. Elsa: You should not insult our audience.Continue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you Bright Stars and Whiskey Jars. Elsa: And what do they have to do with each other? Izzy: I stargaze while I drink? Elsa: I figured it was something like that. Izzy: And it rhymed. And I likes me rhymes. Elsa: Because you do them all the time….. Izzy: See. this isContinue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you Casanovas and Don Juans! Elsa: How about all the Cleopatras and Joan of Arcs? Izzy: Ya, welcome to them too. Jude: How about all the Dora the Explorers, Daniel Tigers and Sponge Bob Squarepants? Izzy: Oh, sheesh… Greetings everyone! Elsa: That is a little more appropriate, you must admit. Izzy: DoContinue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you Queens and Royal Pains! Elsa: You know someone could be both…. You, for instance, are a self-proclaimed queen and …. Izzy: AND you are my royal pain in the ass. Elsa: You sorta beat me to the punchline. Izzy: Oh, surprise. I am more clever and quicker witted than you. Big,Continue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you Lemon Meringues and Key Lime Pies! Elsa: Food related, again, I see! Izzy: Can you think of anything better? Elsa: Actually, no I cannot. Jude: I can think of better pies though. Like S’MORE Pie. Izzy: I always want Sa more Pie……. ba dum dum. Elsa: Dumb is correct. You calledContinue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you Sugary Cereals and Rose Petals! Elsa: What do those two things have to do with each other? Izzy: Absolutely nothing! Elsa: Well, wouldn’t it make sense for the two things that you state at the beginning of each show, at the very least, have something to do with each other? Izzy:Continue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you Rainbows and Flags! Elsa: It’s PRIDE MONTH! Jude: I’m proud of myself all the time. It’s not just for one month out of the year. Elsa: Pride Month is not just about being proud of yourself in a general sense, it’s about showing others that you are proud of your sexualContinue Reading

Elsa: Greetings all you Champagnes and Macaroons! Jude: Greetings all you Boogers and Scabs! Elsa: Why are you here? Jude: I’m under contract, baby!!!! Elsa: Still something I regret. Izzy: Stepping on my lines, are we?? Elsa: You were late. Again. Izzy: I’m not late. I’m just really, really early for next week. Elsa: ThisContinue Reading