Izzy: Greetings all you Pros and Cons! Elsa: Oh, I make pro and con lists all the time. They’re wonderful when it comes to decision making. Izzy: Pro and con list… I didn’t think of that. Elsa: You’re the one who said it… not me. Izzy: I was thinking of professionals and con artists, butContinue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you Wines and Cheeses! Elsa: Yummy!!! That sounds gooooood. Izzy: You want to eat our audience? And you get on my case for being rude… Elsa: I was thinking of REAL wine and REAL cheese. Doesn’t that sound good right now? Izzy: In the LITERAL sense of the words, sure. But that’sContinue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you Snobs and Knobs! Elsa: You’re being a little offensive… again. Izzy: Just a little? I must be losing my touch. Elsa:I don’t know anyone who would want to be a snob or a knob. Izzy: You say them like they’re bad things. Elsa: Well… calling someone a snob isn’t necessarily aContinue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you Prints and Solids! Elsa: FINALLY! Izzy: Finally? Elsa: Something fashion related and not offensive. Izzy: Are you sure about that? Elsa: Prints and solids!! Yes…. printed fabrics or solid fabrics. Izzy: I was actually contemplating underpants. Which do I prefer? Cheetah prints or solid colors? Elsa: I guess I overestimated you.Continue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you, viewers. Elsa: Umm…. what’s wrong with you? Izzy: Nothin’ Elsa: That was not your typical greeting. Izzy: I said, “Greetings.” Elsa: But it was so… normal. Izzy: I’m normal-ish. Elsa: Usually you say something offensive like, “Greetings all you bitches and broads!” Izzy: I’ve never said, that but I will writeContinue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you Drama Queens and Hottie Kings! Elsa: Greetings, Izzy and all you beautiful and amazing viewers. Izzy: Suck-up. Elsa: Do you have to take offense at everything I say? Izzy: Don’t be a jerk and I won’t. Elsa: How is greeting you and our viewers being a jerk? Izzy: It’s the WAYContinue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you Ladies and Gentleman..s. Gentleman’s? Gentlemens? Elsa: Wow… I’m shocked at your normal, well, almost normal greeting. Izzy: Gentlemaneses? Elsa: Gentlemen. But nice try. Izzy: Why does it have to be so hard? Elsa: Talking? Izzy: Talking. Words. English. It’s all so hard. Elsa: Umm… okay. Izzy: Well, it is!!! Elsa: IfContinue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you Tulips and Pansies. Elsa: What a lovely greeting! I love flowers and it’s so nice of you to open the show with a lovely word picture. Izzy: Umm….. sure. Elsa: Well, isn’t it? Izzy: If you’re thinking flowers, I guess. Elsa: What were you thinking if you weren’t thinking of flowers?Continue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you Icings on the Cake and Eat it Toos! Elsa: A cake themed show, I assume? Izzy: Nope. Elsa: Why do you have to be so confusing all the time? Izzy: You know how you are just naturally bitchy??? Well, I’m just naturally confusing. Elsa: That part wasn’t confusing at all. Izzy:Continue Reading

Izzy: Greetings all you Chaoseseses and Bedlams. Elsa: Making up words again? Izzy: No, my mouth just got away from me. Elsa: Oh, that’s a first… Izzy: You know, sometimes my fists get away from me too… and I just pop people in their noses. Elsa: Don’t you mean “Noseseseses” Izzy: You’re starting to soundContinue Reading