The best and worst in canine fashion.
Izzy the Frenchie: Greetings all you Bears and Beavers! Elsa: Animal print day? Izzy: When was the last time you saw a bear print? Elsa: Well.. Izzy: Or a beaver print? Elsa: Okay, so what are you talking about then? Izzy: I am one with nature. Elsa: Since when? Aren’t you normally one with boutiqueContinue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you Taters and Tots! Elsa: There has been a distinct theme of food during our show these last few weeks. Izzy: Well, I’ve decided to give-up drinking. Elsa: Because of that drunken foolishness from last week’s show? Izzy: I don’t think we can blame our “foolishness” on alcohol. No. I just thinkContinue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you Villagers and Idiots! Elsa: Hello, Izzy! Izzy: Speaking of idiots… Elsa: Don’t talk about the producer like that. Izzy: Uh-huh. Hey Elsa… Elsa: Yes… Izzy: Why did the chicken cross the road? Elsa: I have no idea. Izzy: To visit the village idiot. Knock, knock… Elsa: Who’s there? Izzy: Chicken. Elsa:Continue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you, Yikes and Big Yikes! Jude: Varying degrees of yikes? Elsa: Don’t even try to understand her, Jude. It’s a lost cause. Izzy: Wha!? I am the most understandableish person in the world. Elsa: Uh-huh…. Yes, you are incredibly understandableish. Jude: So, this is how the show is going to go…. Elsa:Continue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you Leopards and Cheetahs! Elsa: Is it Big Cat Day here at Pawshion Police? Meooww… Izzy: None of this “meow” crap… Big Cats go “ROOOOAR!” Elsa: So, my sound effects aren’t up to par. But did I guess it right? Izzy: You did not, as usual. It is Big Cat Print Day?Continue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you Extras and Nexters. Elsa: Your greetings are getting increasingly worse. Izzy: WHA??? Jude: She’s kinda right. Izzy: Why are you even here? Elsa: Well, does this greeting make sense to you? Izzy: I don’t speak unless it makes sense. The blue goat says so. Elsa: Huh? Izzy: Just seeing if youContinue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you Gangsters and Pranksters. Elsa: Which are you? Izzy: I’m a little bit of both. Elsa: I’m going to go with…. prankster. Izzy: You don’t think I’m a gangsta? I am going to mess you up, Bitch. Elsa: Uh huh. Izzy: Well, I’m more gangsta than you are. Elsa: That is possiblyContinue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you Elsas and Judes! Elsa: Wow! I made an appearance in your greeting. I’m just so honored. Izzy: Are you? Elsa: Nope. Izzy: Well, you should be. Jude: I am. Izzy: Thank you. At least someone has manners and good taste. Jude: That would be ME! Elsa: Oh, yes, of course… ComingContinue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you Baubles and Jawbles! Elsa: What exactly is a “jawble,” might I ask? Izzy: You can ask, but it doesn’t mean that I will know. Elsa: So you are just making-up words now? Izzy: Not JUST now, but yes. Elsa: I know you have been rather creative in your vocabulary in theContinue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you Boos and Eeeks! Elsa: For, what I believe is the first time in the history of our show, I love your greeting. Izzy: WHaa??? First time. Elsa: Typically they are sexually based or at the very least, wildly offensive to half of our audience. Izzy: More than half, I’d say… maybeContinue Reading
