The best and worst in canine fashion.
Izzy: Greetings all you Homonyms and Homonyms. Elsa: Those are the same things. Izzy: I know, right!? Or is it write? Or left. Elsa: First it’s a new thesaurus and now it’s a new dictionary…. Izzy: Actually, it’s a homonym book or is it a homonym book? I don’t know. Elsa: I think these booksContinue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you Teas and Crumpets! Elsa: Fancy a cuppa? Izzy: A cuppa? What’s a cuppa? And what the heck is a crumpet? Is it like a trumpet? Elsa: First, you’re the one who said “crumpet” so you should probably know what it is… and secondly, why would you assume that it was “likeContinue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you Springs and Sprungs! Elsa: Is someone looking forward to spring? Izzy: Yaaaaaas! Elsa: Me too! Spring is full of life and color! Beautiful printed fabrics and flowy chiffon. Izzy: And skimpier clothing to show off my beautiful bod. Elsa: You have your summer body already? If so, you have very lowContinue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you Cupid Arrows and Lonely Butts. Elsa: How do you turn something as sweet and lovely as Valentine’s Day into …that? Izzy: I have many talents. One of them is turning innocent things naughty and ordinary days, awkward. Elsa: I think you have that one down pat. Izzy: Thank you. Back atContinue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you lemon juices and hot chips. Elsa: Do those really go together? Izzy: Well, look at this way… we go together, for argument’s sake… more or less. Elsa: Yes. But we are both fashionistas! We are both beautiful Frenchies… Izzy: Are we? I mean, I know I am, but…… Anyway, my pointContinue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you Strawberries and Chocolates!! Elsa: Ohhh, YUMMY! Throw in some champagne and count me in! Izzy: Throw in some post-it notes, a weasel and some graham crackers and you have my weekend. Elsa: Should I ask???? Izzy: Let’s not waste show time on boring stories. You can read about it in theContinue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you Ally Cats and Street Walkers. Elsa: IZZY! Not nice! Izzy: Why? What’s wrong with what I said? Elsa: Ally Cats? Izzy: You don’t like cats? Elsa: Of course I do? Street walkers? Izzy: Do you or do you not walk down streets? Elsa: Of course, but… You absolutely have no ideaContinue Reading
Izzy: greetings all you Chlorophylls and Sesquipedalians! Elsa: You sound so smart. Have you been studying? Izzy: How very photosynthesis of you to deduce. Elsa: I’ll take that back. I don’t think you’ve been studying. Izzy: Boondoggles! I resent your implicative insinuation that I have not been studying. I optate you to ken that IContinue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you, Pant and Pant. Elsa: Pant and pant? Izzy: Well, together they make pants. Plural. Or is it? Because it’s just one pair of pants. But it’s weird to say, “I am wearing nice pant today.” So it must be plural and singular. I’m kinda plural and singular. Elsa: I have noContinue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you Jump Scares and Spit Takes! Elsa: Greeting dear audience…. Izzy. Izzy: BOOO! Elsa: I don’t think jump scares work when you’re expecting them. Izzy: Okay, come here then.. let me try the spit take. Elsa: Umm… I think I’ll pass. Izzy: You’re just no fun any more. Elsa: Because I don’tContinue Reading
