The best and worst in canine fashion.
Izzy: Greetings all you Bacons and Sausages! Elsa: MMMMmmmmm … either one sounds good right about now. Izzy: How about both? Why choose when you can have it all!? Elsa: Isn’t that your philosophy on life… having it all? Even things that belong to other people? Izzy: ESPECIALLY things that belong to other people. What’sContinue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you mermaids and unicorns. Elsa: A nice PG greeting. For once. Izzy: What do you mean, for once? I don’t usually get crude or inappropriate until we have, at the very least, shown our first look. Elsa: So you do have some structure to your madness and some standards. Albeit, loose structureContinue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you M and M’s. Elsa: Models and men? Izzy: No, M and M’s. Elsa: Mini-skirts and mid-drifts? Izzy: No, M and M’s. You know, the candy. Elsa: Oh. Well, that’s very… not creative. Izzy: Dum dum. Elsa: Well, you don’t have to insult me!! Izzy: No, I mean, do you want aContinue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you Chips and Dips! Elsa: I don’t think any of our viewers are dips, Izzy. Izzy: I happen to like dips… French onion being at the top of the list. Elsa: Everything French is at the top of my list. Oui, Oui Izzy: You’ve turned into such an international bitch since we’veContinue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you peaches and creams. Elsa: That’s so lovely. You finally decided to be sweet and complimentary with your greeting. I’m proud of you. Izzy: Okay. Elsa: Gone are the days of your rough dialog and condescending name-calling. You have turned over a new leaf. Izzy: If you say so. Actually, I justContinue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you Beauties and Beasts! Elsa: I just want to clarify for our viewers that when you say “beast” you are not comparing them to an ugly monster… but, more or less, you are using the word as a synonym for … let’s say “hunk” or “stud.” Izzy: That all sounds pretty, butContinue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you Prims and Propers! Elsa: I like to think I am both prim and proper, but not too much. Izzy: Not too much? Elsa: Right. I like things orderly, sophisticated, proper, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have a fun side. Izzy: It doesn’t? Elsa: Of course! You can be very properContinue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you Pinky’s and Brains! Elsa: Does everyone fall into one of those categories? Izzy: Well, take us for example. You LOVE pink. Elsa: So, that makes me Pinky? Izzy: Uh-huh. Elsa: And that makes you…. Izzy: The Brain. Obviously. Elsa: Oh, sure. That’s really obvious. What, with all your thought provoking conversationContinue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you James Bonds and PeeWee Hermans. Elsa: Is there a method to your madness or is your madness as random as usual? Izzy: I’m not random. And in other news, I love being naked. Elsa: Not random at all. Izzy: Think about it for a minute. Close your eyes. Elsa: You wantContinue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you biatches and bitches. Elsa: And the difference is??? Izzy: An “A.” Elsa: Difference in meaning? Izzy: Bitch is one of those amazing words that can be used in… well, just so many different ways. Elsa: You do seem to favor the term. Izzy: For instance… if someone looks fabulous I couldContinue Reading
