The best and worst in canine fashion.
Izzy: Greetings all you Steaks and Potatoes and Fries and Pies and Cakes…. Elsa: I hate doing shows with you when you’re hungry. Izzy: And Cookies and Margaritas and …. Elsa: I also don’t like working with you when you want to start day drinking… Izzy: Want to day drink? Want to? I want toContinue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you Three Ring Circus’! Elsa: And? Izzy: That’s it. Elsa: Usually there are two things and today there is one. Izzy: No, there’s three… a THREE ring circus. Elsa: Okay. Izzy: And there are three of us…. Elsa: Oh. Goodie. Izzy: You don’t sound enthusiastic about your little brother, Jude joining us!Continue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you Sanitizers and Toilet Papers! Elsa: Quarantine getting to you?? Izzy: I don’t even know what day it is any more. Elsa: It’s Fashion Friday and time for Pawshion Police. Izzy: So that’s why everyone is staring at me through my zoom screen. Elsa: Self-isolation and social distancing will really change yourContinue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you Popcorns and Movies! Elsa: Stay-at-Home order getting to you? Izzy: Why do you say that?? Elsa: You’ve been talking about binge watching television shows and movies an awful lot lately. Izzy: Well, sure… But I always do that. Elsa: And your rear-end has gained at least a two pound bag ofContinue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you Hot Cocoas and Marshmallows! Elsa: I love marshmallows floating at the top of my hot cocoa. Isn’t this a lovely thought… Izzy: Or is it?? Jude: Or did Izzy mean that some of the viewers are hot looking, like hot chocolate while others are soft and squishy like marshmallows. Izzy: YouContinue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you Cool Cats and Kittens! Elsa: I’m not sure if you are being inclusive or not. I mean, This is a dog show and you are including our feline friends, but you ONLY greeted cats, so… Izzy: Oh, geez… you think too much. Elsa: Thinking is a good thing. Maybe you shouldContinue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you Toilet Papers! Jude: WHERE!!??? Did you say toilet paper?????? Elsa: Are you TRYING to give us a heart attack!? Izzy: Ya, Jude, Chill champ! Elsa: I was talking to you, Izzy! I thought you had toilet paper and I got so excited. And then I saw that it was, well, itContinue Reading
Izzy:Greetings all you Glitzes and Glamours! Elsa: Remember, we have to stay six feet apart. Izzy: Finally a rule I want to keep. I think we should always be at least six feet apart. Elsa: By the way, I don’t think Glitzes is a word?? Izzy: Isn’t, but should be. With everything that is goingContinue Reading
Jude: Greetings all you Males and Females! Izzy: Ummm… excuse me……… Jude: Can I help you with something? Izzy: You can stop stepping on my lines, newbie! Elsa: Oh, there you are, Jude. Sorry, Izzy, my little brother is a little rambunctious. Izzy: Rambunctious wasn’t the word I was going to use…. Jude: I believeContinue Reading
Izzy: Greetings all you Collars and Scarves. Elsa: At least they both have something to do with fashion. Izzy: Of course. This is a fashion related show. Elsa: You finally realize that. Good. I thought you felt as if the Pawshion Police was your own personal show to vent about bad fashion, brag about yourContinue Reading
